This is not just an enjoyable Chelsea season, but it’s the first really likable and enjoyable TEAM we’ve had in quite some time. Everyone working hard, young guys showing great skill and promise beyond expectations, all seeming happy for each other’s successes, no whining about who did or didn’t get the ball or a…

uhhh based on how he was playing earlier, he absolutely was not. Frank has done a great job with Puli and the roster in general. Puli showed flashes of skill to start the year but then had several poor performances in a row. Meanwhile, Willian has been playing really well, CHO back from injury and playing great, and…

Frank isn’t constantly blowing the American kid?! This Super Frank chump mustn’t know what the fuck he’s talking about! Yay, jingoism!!

It’d be weird if they had to update this same post a 2nd time because he scored a hat trick.

Scores 2 goals against a shitty team, gets called LEGEND. Hear that, Zlatan?

Goals.*

[buzzers in]

Maybe this was just a practice game. We talkin’ about practice?

[buzzers in]

Well last time I took my cat, Sarge for a standard check up and shots (and a bath for some reason) they charged us $450 (50 for the bath we didnt ask for). So im gonna guess around $700,000.

I’m amazed this is a thing.  How much does inpatient fat cat rehabilitation cost?

what a terrible country that someone needs to be convicted of a crime to receive mental health counseling if they can’t afford it

The only thing that stops a sad guy with a gun is a good guy bearing 2 arms (that are good at hugging) and

“That this life is worth living” I think that’s the biggest thing when it comes to teenage mass shooters. Easy access to guns is a big part but it’s no easy or small decision to go out in a blaze of destruction, the only reason I can think is these kids have no hope for the future and grow up thinking their lives are…

Hownthe fuck is this not being plastered over ever media site and television. This guy is an absolute hero in the realest sense of the word. 

Defensive Holding!

Same dude that faked an injury in one of the above articles, so that a teammate could get some playing time. Good dude, this guy.

Isn’t there some saying about there being only one thing that stops a bad guy with a gun?

He saved so many lives that day, including the kid with the gun.