my favorite was when aikman was complementing elway on his ability to understand quarterbacks...minutes after showing a graphic of the five dozen failed QB’s elway has brought in.

Why is it that quarterbacks who won a Super Bowl with Baltimore are indisputably the worst quarterbacks?

I’m also wondering if he was the first guy to try this or are there other bodies piled up off-camera.

I think he misunderstood when the NFL said they were going to table the discussion on concussions.

Would have never guessed he would come up short.  Wide right maybe,  but not short. 

Huh.  Difficult to believe that didn’t work out.

The way they cut down the top section of that stadium and tarped off the rest is possibly a crime in architecture and humanity itself.

So under the banner of being “patriots” they feel entitled to overwhelm and displace the redskins from their native land, big surprise.

How Trump has not managed to place Holmes at the head of a federal scientific agency by this point is mindboggling. She could teach old Donny a thing or two, and she’s blonde.

OK but why didn’t the bank alert them of fraud when he was charged $75 for tickets to a “professional” football game?

Gotta say, that bank is on point with the potential frauds. Hearing “Fan requires $724 worth of beer to get through Dolphins game” sounds uncannily plausible.

I shall invent a device that alerts Dolphins fans when they are being erroneously charged for purchases. It will emit a Dolphin-call shriek if a skimmer is used to rack up a fraudulent charge. I will call it “the Miami Sound Machine.”

Fuck this shit.

It’s sad how numb we’ve become to these school shootings

Shot Wad Facializes Black And White.

I’m just here for the Billy comments.

If this is a two-horse race, I’m assuming Man U will get euthanized on the track.

The timing of this article is hilarious.

Although I would want to punch a co-worker in the face who did this...I would not because 1). I am a generally kind person 2). I don’t want to get fired and 3). I love bacon more than the Cubs.

As the resident Cardinals fan at this Chicago office, I made bacon and pancakes for everyone this morning on the office griddle. I figured after the Cardinals spent all weekend fucking the Cubs, I should at least cook them breakfast.