So now there’s unwritten rules of swimming too?  

Haw haw! Your last name is Dingus!

I heard that guy’s ass has its own Congressman. 

You’re right. This budget is fascinating. $37.6 million spent on Miller Lite, $1.3mm for defibrillators under every bench seat, and just $300k spent on running backs.

+5 with a quadruple bogey?  Wish I could play that well. 

At 9-7 he’s clearly an upgrade over Jeff Fisher.

Good call Jalen. I’m sure you can always fall back on the NFL to help you with your future  health care needs.

I see what you did here. +1 

Back in my day I used to walk 13 miles uphill, both ways, year round, in rural Maine to school. Pussy.

Smoother balls? More dongs? Sign me up!

Also, screw the two-headed GarPax for another season of irrelevance. 

Hey, at least you have a GM!

Nah, the only way it can get to a Bhopal level of toxicity is if Morey can figure out how to add Kyrie to the roster.  

I’m not sure why anyone would expect a well-rounded attitude out of a flat-earther.

Is this correct? Should it be belonging? I do have a Ralph Wiggins grasp of the English language however.

Seriously?  That’s some weak-ass shit Scherzer.

Fan safety? Please. We all know the real reason for the White Sox extending screens to the foul pole.

+1.33988

Here’s one more for your list:  weed is legal, nationwide.

I’m pretty sure Donald Sterling still owns plenty of minorities.