“Listen to me, what if we created the ultimate spinning thrill ride and entered into a cross-branding partnership between us and Deadspin.  The opportunities are limitless!”

I’d normally agree this is positive news, however being the White Sox, they’ll probably trade all of them in July for 3 magic beans and a player to be named later.

I came here for a Rob Deer reference and leave satisfied.  +1 true outcome.

Who wants to see that??? I guarantee more people want to see that than those who wanted to watch Danny play football.

Did someone say breadsticks at Olive Garden?  They’re all you can eat.

And he was their player of the year in 2017/18!!! No wonder they’re headed straight to relegation. Seriously, when you spend like a drunken sailor the day before the season starts, you’re probably not setting the team up for success by telling the guys who got you there you’re expendable.

$30 a month to hear Dave Johnson call games? Sign me up!

If there’s one term we can use to describe the AAF, it’s arrested development.

Spot on with discounts for kids and seniors. What a novel concept to charge less for kids to come watch and get hooked on the sport! Instead we’re in a race to see how much money we can wring out of people rather than grow the fan base. I was in England a couple of weeks ago and went to 4 matches over the weekend,…

See I’m not the only Mark who got confused about this  

A la 50 Shades of Gruden, Deadspin has a real opportunity here to make his eyes googlier and googlier as the season progresses.  I’m expecting Marty Feldman eyes by week 4.

Don’t Succop to Kluwe Deadspin and move his post to the top while the rest of us hide in the grays. Lutz be real, we all Gano that Parkey was likely to hit the upright.

We Bears fans do not appreciate this logical, well-informed viewpoint. We prefer to support the Curse of Robbie Gould theory.

Let me fix this for you.

Now you know how we feel Mike.

Earnie is a little sensitive this evening.

You would think this is a done deal, but Schefter is reporting that negotiations have hit a snag. Bruce Allen is insistent that Rae Carruth be part of any deal.

NFL plays game in London, fucks up field for Premier League match the next day. Match is still played on crappy pitch. Soccer players (and concert too) fuck up field for single NFL game. NFL cries, takes ball, goes home. Yep, math checks out, NFL is still shit.

A game-winner against your arch-rival is even better than Vicodin.

What he is:  Hugh Jass