+1 for correctly referring to the venue as Pine Knob

I can see it now. Colts sign Kaepernick and Lloyd. They both kneel for the anthem. Then, their job being done, they retire at halftime.

Pictured, breakfast at the Rivers Estate:

Listen, that kid knew concussions were part of the deal when he signed the contract. He’s neck deep in orange slices and pizza parties, so what’s he got to complain about?

YEAAAAAAAAAH

That’s because it’s so common they’d never get anything done if they checked on all the kids who got laid out. There’d be no time for growth. No time for teaching. No time for going with your gut. No time for liking the cut of someone’s jib. No time to double-down. No time to fourth meal. No time to just do it. No…

It basically reserves your place to buy season tickets for a specific seat in the house. It’s the dumbest grift in all of professional sports, I had an acquaintance who went to the Falcons’ wine and dine and walked out laughing when they told him his previously $5k season tickets were now $50k+that $5k. There’s a…

I’m not letting my kid get a Participation in Concussion Drills trophy, man. He’s gotta earn his Concussion Champion trophy.

I don’t think I’ll ever remember that the Chargers moved to LA. In a decade, I’ll see LAC on the ticker at the bottom of the screen and still think that the Clippers are playing the Broncos for some reason.

I’m thinking “set.......HUT” is his makin’ babies noise.

65% of Charger fans have at one point lived in Philip Rivers’ ballsack.

If the Chargers can’t put a decent football team around him, then damnit, Philip Rivers is gonna make one.

DeMarcus then broke his wrist hanging up the phone, and 9 months from now, his whole arm will fall off.

He shot 39% from further than 8 feet away, so she might be okay.

“And starting at center for your Los Angeles Lakers...DWIIIIIIIIIGHT HOWAAAAAAAAARD!”

Jesus. With hobbies like this, I bet this guy is an extra virgin.

I’m sorry you are so confused by such a simple concept. I’ll try and help.

Zlatan is certainly in the pantheon of Greatest Trolls in Sport.

a league title is a truer indication of a the best team in a sports league, but NA sports tack on some coin flips at the end and give the trophy to the team that wins those instead of the team that proved itself over a whole season.