It bears repeating, and I simply can’t state this enough people:

The most expensive defender in the world is Harry Maguire.

Should Tottenham be worried that its front office is suggesting buying players that Man U’s front office also likes?

Newcastle is sitting pat, doing nothing and preparing for relegation? The hell you say.

So that’s Coutinho to be unveiled by 11:30 tomorrow then!

F*ck The S*n.

I know it’s good fun to rag on Manchester United, but I think they have a legitimate shot at avoiding relegation this season. 

Are we supposed to assume from that passage that she was sexually attracted to him because he went to Harvard? Because there’s no fucking way it was for his looks.

Yeah its so boring which is why I remember exactly how she looked, what she said, what she was wearing, how she tasted, how she felt... but I was terribly bored the entire time. It’s definitely not the only time I almost had sex.

Also I went to Harvard and she was totally impressed with that. I didn’t bring it up, she…

Love to write shitty Penthouse Forum letters about my sex life that also mention superfluously that I went to Harvard.

Okay, chuckle boy, I’ve enjoyed these but I think we need to keep some level of accuracy and accountability in journalism. Floyd did NOT “superplex” (as you say) Danny Amendola. A superplex, is a suplex off the top rope (and would thus be impossible in the NFL). If anything, Floyd did some variation of a gutwrench…

Once again, Ozil disappears from the action. Leaving his teammate stranded.

That’s what you get when you date Antonio Alfonseca.

Wonderful. Take $5 out of petty cash. 

This replay bought to you by Taco Bell.

also it was later shown on video evidence that she was farting underwater, propelling her body forward faster and leaving her competitors behind to deal with wandering fart bubbles

A great chewing gum substitute, if you ask me.

This has happened to me. Bits of candy wrappers, sea shells... all sorts of stuff in there.

At least on his windshield.

I think Thomas didn’t go far enough. If he wanted to act like a true seahawk, he should have shit on Carroll’s head.