Kroenke doesn’t want to spend money on players? So what’s new?

Reminds me of when Clint Dempsey gave up being the man at Fulham to flame out quickly with Spurs and slink back to MLS. Albeit with a truckload of cash from the Sounders.

It may have been a down year for men’s basketball in the Big 10, but they continue to dominate the rankings for white male sexual abusers.

Baylor, The Branch Davidians, Fixer Upper.  What the fuck is in the water in Waco?

He was actually crying because Landon Donovan told him they would do an ad together and then Landon went and did it on his own. He was clearly devasted by this news.

Please, that’s only a 2 on the 10 point Ovechkin Bender Index.

“So that’s how I should have celebrated”

We all know what happens to kids at booze fueled parades

True Ass-Brain Football Team Hires Matt Patricia, Fails To Perform Basic Background Check First

All these responses about long suffering teams finally coming through and winning, and not one mention of the Browns. Sheesh, that’s another level of hopelessness I didn’t know existed.

Awwwwwwww. Poor guys. They have to work late one day, then travel a few hours down I-95 and work the next day, like everyone else on the Acela. Oh wait, they play a game? Let me work up some sympathy. Fucksticks.

It’s ok to believe. It’s ok to believe the Caps will be seconds away from winning the cup, give up a boner of a goal, lose in OT and then go on to blow the series. It’s in their DNA.

“The Ovechkin-Backstrom Capitals are 10-2 when facing elimination before Game 7, and 3-7 in Game 7. So, I have zero idea what’s going to happen on Wednesday.“

Please show me where I stated that DC has summer weather more miserable than other locations. Do I need a decoder ring to see the rest of my post?

Ames is the home of Iowa State. KState is in Manhattan, which as everyone knows, is the Little Apple.

Wayne’s going to love the low humidity and moderate summer temps in DC.

Am I the only one disappointed that no one licked him during the postgame handshake line?

So Ingraham posts on Deadspin?

Apparently he was taking the state nickname too literally. Missouri is the Show-Me State after all.

Trump: “This Kim Jung un little man is really pissing me off. Let’s slap some tariffs on their imports”