I’m going to stick up right here, right now, for all the people that are 30 and still do things that 10 year olds do that are fun and that they love. Ain’t no shame in that.

David Schwimmer looks more like Ray from Girls than Robert Kardashian.

Frankly, there’s nothing new and it doesn’t look very funny, so ABC’s determination to go ahead with developing the show in the face of protest from the MRC and a host of religious groups and leaders looks like a cultural thumb in the eye.

“I opened a velvet box on the table that appeared as though it contained jewelry; rather, it contained a collection of small plastic fetuses.”

REPRESENT

Hell yeah Sly. Fellow Kansas Citian here.

KC represent!

I GOT THE CLAP FROM UNPROTECTED SEXTING.

Don’t care who they cast in this, but I did give you a star because you deserve all the stars for the Jensen Ackles sexiness.

They are going to put Shailene Woodley in this, aren’t they?

Not that she had to apologize, but that’s a hilarious fuck-you apology (“Excuse me for CARING too much!”). Also, “passion about issues surrounding these events” needs editing.

Great argument. Very persuasive and original.

Dear Rich Homie Quan,

“This is the principal: Cocaine and chlamydia have entered the building.”

You know what’s more telling than white powder on a nostril? A broken blood vessel on a nostril.

His daughter’s name means “my soul” in Spanish, he said, “because I’m cheesy like that.”

He is hilarious. All about Scott.

“Kylie has always been so insecure about her lips, since she was a little girl,”