That movie is loosely based off my life.

The multiple prayer hands slay me.

LOL at Lindsay’s latest IG post on the matter.

Fun fact: Duffield is where Lindsay was seen doing community service during her OWN series, when she bonded with a little boy named Donovan.

The summer before college, I was a camp counselor at a day camp for young children, and I spent the majority of that summer hungover, puking in a portapotty while they played in the lake and smoking cigarettes behind the art cabin. I don’t know how any of those kids didn’t drown.

Ring around the Pokey

This Dirt Bag is so full of celebrities behaving just like I would. Except richer and more publicly.

(The bonin’ exes and Tweeting inappropriate shit, not so much the sex tape distributing. That’s for my holiday card!)

Except you can’t do nearly as good a job as someone else can. I can’t, and I actually have a cosmetology license, which licences me to do skin care, hair, and nails. I know what you mean about the power trip some people are on. I have experienced it myself when doing salon work. Not everyone treats manicurists that…

Yeah, stop hiring plumbers too! No one should have to unclog your gross toilet!

uh, if people are paid fairly for it, why is it a problem? My grandmother would go get pedicures because she couldn’t bend that easily anymore. By that matter, you shouldn’t go out to restaurants, cook your own damn food! And grow it too! It’s also a power trip when you get your hair cut too.

There is this guy who wrote about the theory of peace and what peace is (peace theorist called Galtung)

This is absolutely terrifying for obvious reasons but at the same rate, this is the product of misogynistic cultural norms that equates women to objects and men who have ownership of their bodies. I do a lot of work in my community with others to address the impact of rape culture/catcalling/violence against women and…

Replace “tea” with “blood of our enemies” and Perry’s women’s gathering sounds exactly like a Jezebel pitch meeting.

True story: I ignored the cat call of a man of a sunny Washington DC Sunday afternoon, he proceeded to follow me for 2 blocks then shoved his finger in my ass crack. Its not just about the cat call, its about the fact that men feel they have ownership over our bodies.

Every time I hear someone say that women should just accept catcalls as compliments or that they’re harmless, I start getting angry.

This really brings the quote “men are afraid women will laugh at them, women are afraid men will kill them” to life. Jesus.

“Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.”

“Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them”

“You don’t have to be smart to laugh at farts, but you have to be stupid not to.” - Louis CK