First, fuck the Today Show. I hope someone has video of the rest of Janelle Monae’s statement, and I hope more media join in holding them accountable for white supremacy. Janelle Monae is seriously the nicest person, and still they’re terrified of letting her speak.

We can’t possibly have the sort of people who watch morning TV know that there’s anything unpleasant happening in this country! They’re just trying to get through the day, you know? That’s why Matt and Savannah and Al and Carson and the gang, who are all your personal friends which is why you’re on a first-name basis…

I think I would like to get drunk with you (and help write the BK Bible).

Okay but furreal this is my entire life goal right here

Fun fact Kylie already crashed that fancy ferrari Tyga couldn’t afford

surprised no one ever, Lucifer reincarnate mother of the year award

Huh, I didn't know you could trademark the name of an ancient manuscript. I can see Philly now trying to trademark the Declaration of Independence (jk)

BAN ED SHEERAN

Sometimes technically correct is actually the worst kind of correct.

“in my mind” I didn’t rape anybody is a real Cosby-level excuse

His wife. The amount of shit he has done to her is mind blowing and yet she keeps standing by the fucker. She’s in the same league as Dottie Sandusky in my mind and I wonder what both women knew.

Dying amid shame and disavowal by everyone is the least he deserves, and I hope he feels every minute of it. Let the ostracism begin.

Yeah, that was covered in the “invented a string of hate crimes against herself” bit. This woman is a narcissistic monster who lied continuously about everything in quite successful attempt to gain attention, sympathy, and status for herself. I have no idea why it’s so important to so many people to pretend she’s the…

Don’t forget that she wrote hate mail and mailed it to herself so she could report to the police that shed’ been sent hate mail. MULTIPLE TIMES.

I actually see the point in going public on such a massive scale here. Everyone’s talking about race right now. Which is obviously critical. But Dolezal seems like an inherently dangerous person. She reminds of that woman, “Alicia,” who was rofiled in the documentary “The Woman Who Wasn’t There”. In case you didn’t…

What? There’s tons of proof that she claimed to be black. She gave interviews about the discrimination her black father faced (completely fabicated—her father is white) and about the discrimination she faced because of the color of her skin as a child in South Africa (also completely fabricated—not only was she a…

That “stepfather” is her actual father. She just pretended he was her stepfather, because she was pretending she had an actual father who was black. It’s certainly not impossible she was abused, but at this point, I see no reason to give creedence to anything she says, particularly when painting herself as a victim…

She couldn’t just be a supportive ally. No, homegirl had to be the center of attention.

So, in this week’s episode of “Two Things Can Be True at the Same Damn Time”, her parents sound kinda toxic and I express my empathy towards Rachel. HOWEVER, she’s a fucking fraud and, while it is gross how her parents outed her, this is one of those situations where she needed to be exposed because she, essentially,…