beerandloathinginthemidwest2
beerandloathinginthemidwest
beerandloathinginthemidwest2

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Who dat who dat

So Amoruso labels herself a feminist, gaining cultural acclaim and respect and free press, but once it comes inbetween her and money she is suddenly a Koch brother.

thank you! i actually do not mind that post because it’s such an obviously incorrect claim—he’d have been better off taking me down with something more realistic. i also tend to trust that—as happened on that issue—whenever men’s rights advocates and very far left feminists are mad at me for the same reason

This is incredibly well written and well thought out. I’m sorry that your name pops up with such a terrible association, that must hurt but seriously great job on this piece.

i told someone once that i would eat bagels for every meal if i could, for the rest of my life, and they gave me this look of absolute horror.

I’ll get the doughnuts. Some to stuff in our carb faces, some to smear all the fuck over those ugly ass dresses. It will improve them.

Forgot to take down or just plain don’t give a fuck?

LOL. How rich is it that this brand that utilizes the most garish colors and prints has the audacity to call ANYTHING hideous?

Add “smoked pot and drove around” to this and that was pretty much my teen experience.

We were definitely the best teens.

It was a simpler time...

You need to be careful when messing with the occult. You can’t always predict the consequences.

That was my fault. Sorry. She left her wallet by my bathroom mirror & I was trying to get in touch & we ended talking about Mad Max:FR for like half an hour.

I used to be super into the Ouija board back in the day. Did my science fair project on it where I had volunteers use the ouija board while I asked randomly generated math questions. It had over %50 accuacy, strangely enough, which freaked the fuck out of my classmates.

When I was a teen we were too disillusioned and jaded to mess around with any of this nonsense. We did it right, we sat around in the food court of the mall, smoked cigarettes, occasionally shoplifted CD’s, and gave nasty looks to all the “consumers” that dared to gaze in our direction.

bitch is always on the other line.

I believe in Bloody Mary. I believe in Bloody Mary. I believe in Bloody Mary. But at brunch I prefer Bloody Maria

I tried to contact Bloody Mary in a bathroom mirror but I just got a busy signal wtf

I’m waiting for the “Light As A Feather, Stiff As A Board” challenge.