Well.. at least the school board president isn’t a bigot. That’s something.

Can we get a number to call, or an address? It’s funny what a thousand phone calls can do.

Hold up, Dave Long's story reminded me of the night a walk in 20 top came in and took up my friend's entire section. They were completely insufferable: extremely demanding, couldn't understand why they couldn't sit together and had to be seated at different tables (we just don't have the space for The Last Supper kind…

i just... i will never understand why customers don't understand that yes, people who work customer service may ALSO have gone to college. or in some cases, have more schooling than the customer ever will. and more brains, for that matter.

I think the Pickle-Tip guy was a malfunctioning outer space robot from Mars. See, he heard, "Don't take any wooden nickles," and then glitched it into "don't take any wooden pickles," and then misinterpreted that to mean "The earth-humans demand gifts of pickles plaaced upon the wooden table. I have pleases Emperor…

I live for BCO.

Only a deranged asshole would order bacon extra limp, then offer said gelatinous fatty tissue to a terrified waitress as a peace offering. Crispy or nothing, limp dick psycho Santa.

Managers who don't stand up for their employees are THE WORST.

I'm proud to be an American, where at least I know my cheddar biscuits will be free. And I won't forget the men who died, so I can bitch about automatic gratuity.

Me during the popcorn story

Between 10:55 and 11:01 am I refreshed my Kitchenette page about 90 times as if that would make it pop up more quickly.

refresh.... refresh..... ...... refresh .... refr-yessssssssssssss

Mindy is not her brother and should not be held accountable for his nonsense. HOWEVER. So many of y’all on Jezebel were so ready to excuse her all-white (and almost) all male writers’ room, the fact that all 7 million of her love interests on The Mindy Project were (and are) conventionally attractive White guys (Seth…

I miss my island home. Hawaii will have a special place in my heart, despite all the awful stuff that happened there, despite it being notoriously expensive, despite being stuck around people who didn’t want to leave the island.

I really hope that Gwyneth's bulldozing of The Hustler Store will result in this "Poltergeist" type of haunting in which a barrage of dildos and anal lube magically terrorize (or elate?) GOOPy poetry readings and the specter of The Hustler will forever walk the grounds of said fancy schmancy private club.

That's blackface.

This is insulting. Kylie could never be as beautiful as C3PO

I don’t remember black people being so shiny and vapid.

Jerry O'Connell has been married for like 8 years. Juliana Rancic is digging deep to get people to like her racist ass.