beerandloathinginthemidwest2
beerandloathinginthemidwest
beerandloathinginthemidwest2

Lo, and the teachers came unto the students and made them attend this speech or pay a fine, and they attended, and the students were kind of bored and looked at their hand computers.

Ugh, smegma.

I'm just waiting for someone to name Jesus as their VP running mate.

And yet, for an idiotic, arrogant candidate with a Messiah Complex, it makes a lot of sense.

The only way this turd could ruin my Easter would be if he managed to ban Cadbury cream eggs. You know...their being all British and unAmerican and all...

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Oh for fuck’s sake.

Jesus always struck me as the crossfit type.

“We’ve known each other since we were little girls. We’ve always been friends. It’s nice to inspire people. I’m really proud of her and what she’s done.”

IF YOU CANNOT WRITE SATIRE, DO NOT WRITE SATIRE! STAY IN YOUR LANE!

Hot damn, Declaration. Nice work.

Congrats on saying enough is enough! When you're well and truly done be sure to send Kitchenette plenty of juicy stories from your time in the trenches!

I'm not sure if other commenters have mentioned this (my phone is slow) but when I was listening to this story on NPR, apparently when the officer came to question her after her surgery, he didn't read her her Miranda Rights and refused to let her see we family, so hopefully that's at least one ground she can appeal

Look, I don't comment ever on here (it's my first time!) but I am an obsessive Kitchenette reader. This story just reinforced why I put my two weeks in at my once beloved server/bartending job. My manager has helped shift the environment from a sisterhood/fun-loving of sorts between co-workers to pitting the staff

It was this, another Worst Customers, or The Most Horrifying Restaurant Stories Ever. Believe me, between this and the latter, this was the soft option.