If they sold a manual v60 or v90, I would give Volvo all of my money!

Saw that, too. I’m picking my battles...

Two very unique things? No, Jason, NO!

I am all in, why not? Run a few tests on it, throw a few parts at it, if it works you win, if it doesn’t a guy like me who has never owned one learns to speak Mercedes, and it gets sold for around what I bought it for, or parted out 

Oh wait, I see the issue right there in your photos...it’s a ‘96 Pontiac Firebird.

You’re more likely to get myocarditis from Covid than the vaccine.

Seriously?

If I drove this in Stepford suburbia, I’d be deathly afraid of those suburban moms driving Suburbans. 

Rob must’ve been in a shitty mood when he wrote this one, because it takes weirdly aggressive swipes at people who prefer manual transmissions (most Jalopnik readers) and cyclists (many Jalopnik readers.)

THIS! THIS! is the journalism I come to Jalopnik for every day all day! Thanks for the laugh! I love this! Keep up the great work.

I have 3 of those Lego cars, and will be adding anus’ to all. It seems like the new Lego equivalent to truck nuts, but with the perfect hint of Torch. 

Then there’s also the whole issue of turning right on a red light. That’s a weird rule. Why is it a thing?

Thank you Torch for this wonderful trivia that I can annoy my spouse and kids with. 

Now you just gotta be redlining the engine everywhere you go while weaving in and out of traffic to have the true Nissan experience 

It boggles my mind that GM is the sales king any year. I can’t think of a single GM vehicle that is class leading, it’s like they assume they’ll always and forever sell vehicles no matter how bad they are.

When you said “See what’s missing from the Interior,” my first thought was, “A manual gear lever.”  But I like that there’s no big center screen as well.  It’s not like my complaint really matters, since I’ll never own one of these.  But if I were in the market for a car like this, this might be the one I’d get.

I will happily buy your house for less than you paid for it.  I will do it today.

Rather than an MR2, I see a cross between an Alfa Romeo 4C and a Hyundai Passocorto, as designed by Lexus.

No. Just...no.

Just because Tesla has no PR department doesn’t mean you have to volunteer.