Nah, I was just joking but shame on me for missing the lyric!!!!!

I suppose, but honestly, I’ve gotten out of the habit of going to restaurants over the past yer and don’t feel a rel need to return anytime soon.

I don’t know if it’s a general thing or not, but the last two cats who chose to let me serve them were crazy for cantaloupe; any time we ate it, the cat would be right up in our face demanding theirs. it got to the point where we’d have to make up a plate for them if we wanted to eat ours in peace.

“Get in, Loser, we’re fighting Nazis”

As I posted elsewhere, I get the same thing. Park my smaller car out on an island trying to avoid them, and it is like a magnet for people who have very little ability to park their giant SUVs and pickups.

I’ve parked a big Econoline van inbetween two large SUVs and then just walked out the back. They were both gone by the time I got out of Home Depot so either they crawled over all their seats or both SUVs were driven by tiny Olympic gymnasts.

Everyone involved in this has forgotten the golden rule: never tweet. 

“The biggest problem with Silicon Valley “disruptions” is that these people think they are the smartest people in the country when often they don’t know shit about what they are doing.”

Blinker fluid.

I’ve got what I think was pretty good insurance. They offered me about $3,600, less my $500 deductible. By all accounts this seems like a fair valuation given the milage, even though comparable vehicles with similar milage are going for about twice that. But they told me that’s not really how valuation is…

I just bought a Switch last month.  I honestly forgot it was that old (2017!?) because it still feels like a new product in terms of retail scarcity (and online price gouging).  

I knew it would be costly, but when I saw the price reveal, I laughed so hard I’m surprised I didn’t wake anybody. I can’t imagine there will be many of these restorations taking place. That number is so high, I had to double check to make sure it wasn’t in Zimbabwe dollars. 

Supercharger and a turbo? Sold!

Hard disagree. That 6 series still looks ugly.

I think most people wouldn’t bat an eye if your name was Biggus Dickus.

Came here for this, thank you for your service.

No dice for any and all cop cosplay cars.

When I put nekkid lady mudflaps on my truck, people say I’m crass.  When the Romans put pictures of people doin’ it on their chariot, then it’s class. 

“The wet slap of a raw steak canned ham bumper guard smacking a human face

So now we can all be as lucky as Bort.