Super Turbo! Fashion!

He arose from his bed of nails each morning...

I bookmarked this page only.  I wouldn’t miss Rob’s offerings.  I will look at The Morning Shift if I need a laugh.  Rarely anymore for a front page visit.  The talent drain was too much.  The topics have lost my interest.  It’s been a sad slide...

At least any potential humiliation derived from the embarrassing nature of the story was negated by the fact that the ad spent 95% of the time covering up the story itself.

One time, I told a great story about something that happened while I was learning to drive—and then LATER THAT SAME DAY it got screenshotted and the screenshot was pasted into an unreadable slideshow to drive advertising revenue to the owners of a company that I don’t even work for. Boy, was my face ever red. I’ll…

Ya’ll Qaeda

That term doesn’t mean anything anymore. Ya’ll Qaeda thinks they’re patriots. They draped themselves in flag gear or painted it on their bodies because they worship that same flag. 

Jeep finally made a vehicle so bad, even the nameplate is being recalled!

I haven’t encountered one I didn’t like yet.

“Anti-American?” Pretty sure that adequately describes the people supporting those who literally declared war on America 160 years ago.

They are terrible and you should not even try them. Instead, you should give them all to me. You will owe me a favor for eating them on your behalf, but it’s worth it to you. Trust me.

I can’t believe I’m about to fucking say this, but I think David made a great purchase here.

How I feel about some of David’s projects (not this one):

That interior is the worst part of this replica. It just looks so cheap and dirty. The outside looks nice, then you see the seats and the rest of the interior and it’s a firm nope.

That’s a brilliant idea. I have a dehydrator that I barely use, I think I’m going to have to bust it out again now.

Oh look, here’s a Beck Speedster for $33k:

For this kind of money you can make or get a Speedster replica that is very close to a real speedster in looks and experience, light, balanced and fun. With the fender flairs, Corvair engine, and cheap racing seats this thing is not a cheap substitute for the real deal, it is an overpriced kit car.  No Dice at half…

If you’re going to buy one of these, don’t you want the authentic Porsche experience? Dropping a bigger motor in the ass will make it faster, but it will mess up the handling and braking.

C for the effort, F for the price tag.

Looking at a pre-owned Catera back in the early aughts and the salesperson pops the hood: