Heck even the Roman Catholics have more than one pope these days as Benedict is still hanging around.  We are up to at least 4 now, Toyota’s sales team better get to work.

Similar concept to giving the wine bottle a half twist as you finish your pour to keep it from dripping down the side.

I grew up in the Detroit area so visited Windsor about every other weekend between the ages of 19 and 21.

It can also help to understand priorities. Saying ahead of time that dinner is the priority and it is starting in 15 minutes sets the expectation to not do anything you don’t want to have to stop when dinner time comes around. It could also lead to respectful negotiation. “Can we make it 20 minutes so I can finish my…

Yeah, the only time I ever experienced any significant negative consequences from Taco Bell was food poisoning the first time my order included a Mexican Pizza.  There was never a second time. 

When you are starting a sentence you have to capitalize the 7.  This is basic grammar.

I like the car.

Or better yet throw it in the trash where it belongs.

He should consider himself lucky. The last black guy that went to Beverly Hills got thrown out of a window then arrested for it.

Don’t forget your toothpick

Maybe it is just the angle of the photo but it looks like you would need a passenger along to shift gears for you.

That car appears to have some very serious brakes.  One must have strong eyeball stalks to drive such a vehicle.

Fuck. Didn’t pay enough attention to the user name. 

I found that to be interesting phrasing as well which is why I made sure to assign ownership. Hopefully I didn’t just buy a meal for some overcompensating bro-dozer owner. 

Hopefully it was the one that had the roof fly off. 

At least one restaurant near us has added a “Buy a meal for those in need” option on their menu. For less than the cost of their cheapest entree they will provide a meal for an “insecure family” (their term).  Felt like a pretty easy thing to add to my order. 

Thanks for this service, and an extra, double, super-duper thanks for not making it a slideshow!

Don’t worry, Kramer is here for you

That is fantastic! I started the story thinking you were just putting a brave face on giving up a beloved car, but the outcome really is the best that could be hoped for. Congrats on realizing when it is time to let go and on having such a great conclusion to the story. For now at least. I know we all expect updates.