Every time I think he has to have hit bottom he keeps digging.  At this point he really needs to do a Costanza and do the opposite of whatever he thinks is right.

Just go lean on it and you will get your wish

You aim a leaf blower even in the general vicinity of this thing and you don’t have a car anymore.

“He went after her like she was made out of ham”

Daily use shouldn’t be a problem at all; I am the same height and fit just fine. I’m not sure I would fit in with a helmet though. Maybe without a sunroof or power seats it wouldn’t be a problem. Also depends on how you are built; longer legs would probably be better if you want to fit a helmet in.

The 1 series is the most underrated car out there. I recently had to spend a little bit on maintenance for mine and it got me thinking about what it would take for me to give it up. After getting it back and taking it for a nice drive I decided nothing short of catastrophic failure would make it even a consideration. 

Don’t forget continuously bailing out the financial industry for their fuckery

The situation in the Volvo add wouldn’t have been so dangerous either if the driver hadn’t been hanging out in the left lane instead of staying to the right!

Oh man that Hyundai one made me so angry the first time I saw it.

Maybe if bumble Bee was more supportive of people during hard times like Schooner Tuna they might have better karma.

Are you sure this isn’t an Alan Partridge clip?

After the responding officer activated emergency lights on their vehicle, the Tesla automatically began to accelerate.

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I can’t wait to see the part where he tells Jevon about his dream of being a dinosaur. He really thought the fast food job was just a temporary thing.

Haven’t checked the prices of 356's in the past decade or so huh? To get a good Speedster the Turbo S money will just be the down payment.

Overall I like it quite a bit. The front end could benefit from a bit of tweaking, but I don’t hate it as much as others. My two big things are:

This makes sense. Given that you were an MSU student and Gameday starts around 10 a.m. on a Saturday it would mean that you were absolutely shitfaced by the time the blimp showed up.

I was just thinking about these the other day as I was pondering the C8 Corvette and realizing that I really dislike cars that look like they are made up of two different cars just stuck together. These always make me think that the design department was fighting and the team that was designing from the shoulder line…

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