Ooh, that’s a good one. Definitely added to my card. 

Also add smoke/vape shop and gun store to what has already been mentioned and you have my list for playing military town bingo whenever I have the misfortune of having to travel to one for work.

Both of these work better when told than when read, but they are two of my favorite jokes:

They also keep the cinnamon display right near the front door just in case the rock isn’t working.

This may be the dumbest fucking car I have ever seen. 

Yep, the first thought I had when the other sites started switching over is “So they have just made one big chum box”

Ha!  And now I just got to the Jaws review in the series where he has this exact conversation.

Also the reason that Jaws works so well. The menace of the shark is much more impressive than the shark itself. Spielberg admits that the mechanical sharks not really being functional saved the film.

My brother and I used to say that drowning in beer was like heaven, eh? Now he’s not here, and I’ve got two soakers... this isn’t heaven. This sucks!

My bigger issue is who wants to eat frozen banana mush?

Anything that helps to cover up this unholy mess of ugly is an improvement. Can we bring back car bras for this thing? Better yet sell it with whatever camouflage they used during testing, it had to look better than the final product.

I think it is squinting and grimacing because it just saw a reflection of itself.

Cinnamon toast crunch is pretty tasty;, but so much sugar!

Oh she was about 50 feet away holding our 4 month old watching the whole thing. She was surprisingly understanding once she confirmed he wasn’t hurt. 

Reminds me of the larger scale version of the time I launched my, at the time, 2-year-old off of a merry-go-round. He loved to go fast on it and was doing a good job of holding on so I when he begged me to go faster I complied. It was all a blast until he decided to find out what would happen if he let go. Flying…

They didn’t want to shell out the bucks to put this on the label?

Orange pop with orange sherbet is a fantastic combo too.

There is an older gentleman in my neighborhood who has one of these. Each time I have seen him driving around I have heard him well before he is in sight even though he is driving it very sedately. Each time I get excited by the sound and just feel disappointed when it finally shows up. These just do nothing for me.

Same here, but mine was on I-75 in north Georgia and I never saw where it had come from.  Just saw something out of the corner of my eye, and then watched as it bounded past me and off the left side of the road.  It was in a section that has a very wide median between the north bound and south bound lanes so I’m…

Max Headroom agrees