Awww, Torch!  You’re making me blush. 

As someone of Korvidian heritage I’m pretty disappointed in you perpetuating the myth of grouse fucking. I had hoped that by now we were done with this sort of slandering and dehumanizing. The idea of grouse fucking was started by Sarsillians as part of their propaganda to justify intrusion into traditional Korvid…

Best of luck Kristen! Hopefully you are headed somewhere that you will take less shit from misogynistic dickheads.

David I can help you out by cutting your work in half (or more). 1, 4, 5, 7, & 10 should go straight to the junkyard.

Why did you put a Drew Magary face on that one?  And if you were going to do that shouldn’t you have painted it green and blue?

So Jason, do you actually read the articles that David posts on this site?  And you still want to invite him to work on your car?

You can even take the word “venture” out of your statement and still be right. I’m not a “capitalism is evil” person but being beholden to shareholder shortsightedness, immediate gains, and stock market performance is a really shitty way to run a company.

Except VC’s don’t see it as protecting them, they see what he was doing as screwing them. The VC’s wanted to see a minimally viable product developed so they could sell out at a big profit. They don’t give a shit about whether the product will actually work in the long term, it is all about short term gain.

and we are back to talking about wants again

You still don’t need a cake.  That message can be delivered just as easily with a nice handwritten note attached to the forehead with a stapler.

The Reply All podcast did an entire episode on Zardulu a few years ago and every once in a while will have updates on other things she has done, or claimed to have done.

Next time you go don’t bother messing around with pigeons and bring a duck instead.

I had an acquaintance who used to organize visits for groups visiting from Eastern Bloc countries and this absolutely aligns with her stories.  She said that they were particularly blown away by the toilet paper aisle. 

I bet if she would have been the Oh Henry! candy bar heiress we would have heard more about her.

The Volvo V60 kept telling her husband that the child was his, but he could never quite get the 928 that used to live across the street out of his mind.

I think, according to maritime law, that means you can have it.

Mayo is always the answer to how to make something worse.

Interesting.  I actually prefer having a chance at surviving a car crash.  To each their own.

These people are just setting themselves up for a vicious bear attack