That couldn't possible have been any more accidental than the line about "you can't have a Lemon party without old Dick!" was.

And that's the genius of the joke, it plays both ways equally well. Like a picture of a vase that turns into two heads who are actually rapists.

Oh I'm pretty domesticated. We don't have any kids, so we get to pretend to be young and irresponsible whenever the urge strikes, but my marriage is like the biggest thing about me.

I didn't realize you were married, Will. Your writing voice normally conveys a certain resigned drunkard bachelor vibe.

So so so many great lines/scenes in that movie. Skin that smokewagon!

How 'bout a spelling contest?

I'm glad that I'm not the only one who thinks Superman is a really dumb superhero.

Keep trying, folks. You've almost got the Hengjavik.

I read a bunch of stories about barfing and they became so real I could smell the barf so I barfed all over my laptop. Wife won't be happy.

Clearly, this bear went to college and was an Ursa Major.

hmmm, I am getting notes of bullshit, ohhhhhh, that's a really earthy bullshit with top notes of forest floor horse shit.

[action music]
[Wine cops yell racist Italian shit at a soccer game on TV]

Look, in all honesty, this is a stupid story.

You can go straight to hell!

This is a great thing to do while listening to some classics from the great band Motley Crue