It's a struggle. So I curse a lot.

How do you even make it through the day?

Almost nothing in this whole world makes me angrier than when one of you tells me how I should cut my God damned sandwiches.

Because you don't have an iPhone and have zero interest in ever purchasing or using one regardless of what kind of peripherals it might have?

Congratulations! Would you like to know where to buy some nice caviar

He looks like a moron.

protecting NYC's most vital food source, too late

Man, my home-made amatuer porn movies are REALLY gonna go to the next level now.

I should be clearer—Massachusetts and New York will never get over their hatred for each other. Or, more accurately, Massachusetts will never stop hating New York. And New York, for the most part, can't be bothered.

The real answer is probably Massachusetts and New York, if they could get over their hatred for each other.

Who needs all these fancy new doodads. You don't know what livin' is 'til you drive a team of horse like I used to. All these ridiculous wires you stick in your ears to hear a bunch of caterwauling from some half-dressed floozie. We didn't need all this new-fangled shit to have fun in my day. We'd just walk out into…

Ok ok ok, so: imagine for a second the guy in the suit is Rick Moranis. I know, strange request, but just do it. Got it? Great. Awesome. Hold that thought.

Al Dente's Peak

I think Name Classified nailed it. It'll be that or at least pretty close, except by the yellow outline in the bat. I would like the grey a bit darker. Also, the bat chest shield is cool, but too cartoonish. I would rather prefer it smaller with the yellow elipsis. But I guess we can't have everything, right?

So, hopefully, there's a few eight or nine-year-olds out there who I've claimed.

Way to go guys. You ruined my "I Can't Believe It's Not Irreconcilable Differences!" Margarine roll out.

I think I saw an enormous set of testicles flapping in the breeze when the dog runs back to the house at the very end.....