It's a struggle. So I curse a lot.

How do you even make it through the day?

Almost nothing in this whole world makes me angrier than when one of you tells me how I should cut my God damned sandwiches.

He looks like a moron.

I should be clearer—Massachusetts and New York will never get over their hatred for each other. Or, more accurately, Massachusetts will never stop hating New York. And New York, for the most part, can't be bothered.

The real answer is probably Massachusetts and New York, if they could get over their hatred for each other.

Who needs all these fancy new doodads. You don't know what livin' is 'til you drive a team of horse like I used to. All these ridiculous wires you stick in your ears to hear a bunch of caterwauling from some half-dressed floozie. We didn't need all this new-fangled shit to have fun in my day. We'd just walk out into…

Ok ok ok, so: imagine for a second the guy in the suit is Rick Moranis. I know, strange request, but just do it. Got it? Great. Awesome. Hold that thought.

Al Dente's Peak

Game. Set. Matches.

I don't think it's helpful to the situation to distract from his message by pointing out what you perceive to be flaws in his delivery. This happens every. single. time. someone who has every reason to be angry expresses that anger. Someone who ultimately agrees with them puts aside that agreement to scold them for…

It's not a question of "I told you so" – it's a question of people refusing, choosing not, failing, neglecting, to recognize racism (and top-down class warfare) and object to it except in its most superficial and, he seems to think (probably correctly), least consequential forms. He's not berating people for how…

I hear what you're saying, but I think we need to take lessons from situations like this and not just treat it as a shitstorm for shitstorm's sake. And one of the lessons here is that Sterling didn't just become this monster overnight. He's been this way fairly openly for years and it never peculated up until now.…

People drive like shit in Texas? And people from Texas won't shut up about Texas?