Albert, I've posted my own ranking of your comments on this story here on my personal Kinja: http://bphilbert.kinja.com/albert-burneko…

Kilmer's Doc Holiday is one of the three or four characters my dad and I reference the most during weekly bullshit sessions. (The others are Nicholson's Joker, Frank Drebin, and George Costanza.)

So many mind-boggling statements begin with the phrase, "Here in Texas..."

they're expert masticators and extremely good with their hands