Holy fuck, you're old.

Dragic wants to run his own team with the kind of freedom and support given to someone such as Stephen Curry

I can't WAIT until he announces, in a three-hour TV special, that he's taking his Talents to Tinseltown.

So, what was that last pass to Bennett supposed to do? Fool someone in to thinking he was going to pass to the TV cameraman? Forget the torreador routine, pelado...learn how to shoot a jump shot.

Who wrote that shit? Was it Drew McGaragygarnagle? I swear, if I ever see that guy, I'm going to fight him.

Maybe the original Johnny Football? Now THERE was a haircut you could set your watch to.

Tom Brady's not the greatest quarterback of all time, not even after winning his fourth Super bowl and third Super Bowl MVP, so cool it with that talk.

Jesus.

Coffee. Keyboard. Monitor. It's everywhere.

OMFG, you didn't. +1, which is a better +/- rating than most of that tire-fire of a team.

Because Aaron Rodgers, you know <winky>

I'm putting together GREAT MOMENTS IN FAILED ROMANTIC GESTURES next week, so if you have a terrifying story of a failed serenade or bad mixtape or any other poorly conceived method of courtship, send it in.

GIF OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN.

I'm sure they'll trade it away shortly.

Remind me, is the Knicks upcoming lottery pick protected? If not, who has it?

I did my best Troy McClure impression, and had this line as my answering machine message when I was an impetuous youth. Those were some mighty confused bill collectors.

Which of those screen names belongs to Hamilton Nolan?

Shoulda been the "Toronto Towers" all along, because, you know....CN Tower, tall-ish guys playing basketball. Although "Huskies" has that old-fashioned link to the past., I'll give you that.

Gold, Jerry, Gold!

Yeah, he can dunk, but does he even science, bro?