What you don’t understand is that Mike Pence is so conservative he only uses the old English version of the language.

The Saints secondary has been doing this for years.

Don’t worry. If you’re a Leaf fan it’ll go away the moment you need to use it.

Montenegro, please

Somewhere, Phil Kessel is rolling in his gravy.

Things Ronaldo is better at than Messi:

God is so good.

As a Minnesotan (which is pretty much Canada anyway), and a die hard hockey fan, this hurts a lot. The Gordie Howe Hat Trick is the greatest feat in sports, and I’ll fight anyone who disagrees. I will then need to somehow score a goal, and get an assist, but dammit I’ll do it anyway.

AS HELL.

Counterpoint:

Hello, I am Nigerian Director of Basketball Scouting. We have 7 foot center who averages 8 blocks a game and shoots 45% from 3 pt range. Please send us your Milwaukee Bucks roster and bank account numbers to verify compatibility of financial systems.

He’s gonna love Orlando! They have a restaurant there where they deep fry a whole onion and give it to you on a plate with this spicy orange sauce, and you can share it with your entire family. Plus they have free bread and it’s like brown and sweet and you get to use a GIGANTIC knife to slice it up. And talk about…

“I called Kobe when I was still playing in Orlando and asked him what I should do. He’s the one who told me to do take 1,000 a day.”

That Sonics logo...

Apparently, every time Valbuena smashes it’s caught on tape.

What a beautiful setting to play a game. Also, that's going to be quite a bit of time added on.

Doesn't putting your kid in a Cubs jersey technically qualify as child abuse?

You've missed the point of the show: Ruby IS Max's mother. Having had a child at a very young age, and being left by the father, she had a psychotic break and is now convinced that she is simply a doting older sister, like a normal rabbit family. On the advice of a therapist, Ruby's mother has assumed the title of…