Over 1700 replies, so I’m sure it’s already been said, but...this proves Americans will still buy anything off of a late-night informercial, and can still be swindled by an MLM.

.@andrewbogut at least the Social Justice Warriors didn’t blow a 3-1 lead in the NBA Finals

Water bottles in Valencia, beer cans in Toronto...I dunno. I think all Sport might benfit from a little more Rollerball-like fan engagement.

And that’s how poutine was invented, folks.

I NOMINATE THIS COMMENT FOR AN OSCAR

Err, Vasquez hasn’t played for the Raptors since 2014/15. But hey, it’s not like this is a sports site or anything, so cool.

What’s “Yahoo”? Some sort of website or something?

My god, I love ham sandwiches.

in a twist, Pokémon Go is sending everyone to church already.

My guess: 5 years, 1 Billion dollars

Look, fuck this. Another Hockey team in a goddamned desert, yet Quebec City can’t get the Nordiques back? Hamilton can’t sandwich themselves between the Leafs and the Sabres? GTFO.

YEAH, BUT Y’ALL STILL LIVE IN CLEVELAND

All these commenters are wrong, wrong, wrong. How can anyone not see the giant turd and think “wut”. Has Mr. Hankey de-sensitized you all to this degree?

You guys had a good run, I’m sure there’s some Jason Whitlock/Colin Cowherd project you can all catch on with.

hahahahaha....no.

Shitty FLA golf course is shitty.

Almost as good as Colombian soccer goals.

isn’t just part of some hippy bullshit scam

Shouldn’t you be posting the FUNBAG instead of circle jerking with Marchman? Goddamn hipster redneck.

Tim Duncan looks exactly the same as he did in ‘96. All 8-bit and blocky.