Reminds me of Classy Caron Butler, down by 27.

And Toronto has a domed stadium.

Offhand, my answer would be ALCOHOL. And fine shorties in tight skirts, but I digress.

just laid a sockdolager

Counterpoint: Cookie Dog is a good Vine. You ignorant slut.

UR ALL JUST H8TERS, BIEBS WOULD KNOCK THAT MAN OUT HE'S SO DREAMY AND SUCH A BADBOY. JUSTIN, WE LOOOOOOOVVVVVVEEEEE YYYOOOOUUUUU.

Hey, @bfinny29, I need a ride to the airport. Please be here around 4 AM since it's an international flight that leaves at 8. Thanks, bro! #GoRoyals

More like DERPSPIN, amirite?

What is this affection with the strikethrough? It's annoying as fuck.

Also yesterday: the Hurricanes announced a three-week suspension for rinkside reporter Chantel McCabe after her Saturday arrest on DUI charges. It was a busy weekend for the hockey media.

Great. So, now Big Science is going to help evolve bears with awareness of electrical systems. Won't be long before they're hot-wiring cars in Yellowstone parking lots, ffs.

just buy two or three pounds of ground meat at the grocery store and brown them in a pot, willya?

Bang Ding Ow agrees.

I'm just here for the beef curtains.

Oh, you! Made me think for a second...but then I was all, like, oh right.

Ding! Here, have ALL THE KINJA STARZ.

PEDs. *