But why didn't she just report it?

I got so distracted by my shitty computer that I didn't notice what was written below the transcription, i.e. the kid has cancer. Battle all the robots you want, Bennet. I'm the monster here.

My friend learned about her six-year-old daughter's "boyfriend" in the following fashion:

I don't mean to hate on Bennet, but it's just like "The cheese is cool and all, but yet ANOTHER dude that makes me want to watch him perform instead of inviting me to join?" But I've just been jaded by too many bad bands and shitty actors.

"I love you and I lost a tooth last night" is a line that would only work for a small child or a meth addict...strange how much overlap there is between those two groups.

I swear to god my husband got me into bed the first time with this exact line. (also wine)

I'm pretty sure this would work on me at 34. YES to cheese, sir. YES to robots.

And not a smug smirk was smirked that day... http://bit.ly/11UZ8lQ

I just saw pics of him coming out of College Park court. HE WAS NOT SMIRKING. For what may be the first time in his adult life, he was not smirking.

Merci!

You're right, but I was merely pointing out his shitty attempts at trying to weasel out of his crimes.

He's a fucking idiot. To show your employers pornographic videos to prove your innocence was strike one. Strike two was creating that bullshit Facebook post, and strike three was the frivolous lawsuit. You'rrrrrrrre out, Ghomeshi!

...wait 20 years to face any consequences.

'The Gassing of Adolf Hitler'

Just because a legal statute of limitations has passed does not mean the crime magically disappears. The victim is still a victim, the aggressor is still the aggressor. Unfortunately, there just won't be a trial or punishment.

Hahahahaha, he literally complained that his article "In Defense of Bill Cosby" was misconstrued as defending Bill Cosby.

So basically, the argument here is "let bygones be bygones"? Because fuck him.

I would like to point out that this dumb motherfucker's apology includes the phrase "a different tact." Tack. Tack, you dumb fuck.

then they should have reported it then — not a generation later

I had one* who gatecrashed my neighbour's barbecue on their patio. They had to ring me to come and get her after she ate their leg of lamb off the rotisserie barbecue spit - and that takes some talent I'm telling you.

I had to pay for the damage and buy them some dinner from the barbecue take out. When we returned…