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That is very fucked up. It also reminded me of when the gym teacher pushed me in the deep end, not believing my claim that I couldn't swim and was nervous around water. They pulled me out, red-eyed and choking. I still can't swim.

Obviously, number 1 is being rude to my cats.

This happens every single time. It requires two really stupid, irrational beliefs: 1. Women are really fucking crazy and out to ruin the lives of good men, like it's a thing we just do. 2. Sexual predators choose wily, guarded victims, because they fucking love a challenge.

Glueing shiny crap to your face is a tale as old as, well, glue.

My only issue I don't think these kids are getting their required allowance of eyerolling and snickering. It's what saved me from thinking I was a fucking genius at 14. Plus ca change, plus c'est la meme chose.

Oh, please. My not-at-all-wealthy teenaged nephews talk like this all the time, and we take the piss out of them constantly. Pretentious douchiness is a phase for a lot of kids.

He's so much fun:

While we meant to invite debate about some ways the word was used this year, that nuance was lost, and we regret that its inclusion has become a distraction from the important debate over equality and justice.

Fuck, yeah! You're set.

Finger, apple...

Yeah, only that didn't happen except for the MRA troll who hangs out here.

There's also a large group of poverty-level fundies who eschew vaccines and public schools but take government welfare payments. They are also very white.

Is your middle school on fall break or something?

If you use a lorgnette or raise your pinkie, you can say whatever the fuck you want.

The message is absolutely on-point.

TL:DR, just commented instead to save time. Too bad, really, as the article is interesting and well-written.

Katy feels like a tween orphan who's been repeatedly raped by her stepdad? Fuck off, Katy.

I wish this were more surprising.

Damn straight! You're not a concern troll, you're a god damned hero, and don't let anyone else tell you any different.