I tried using the Silk Road but all I kept finding was heroin.

ha! snorlax? lapras? yeah thats going to level you up real fast. those brutes pale in comparison to my 100 pidgeys. pokemon go isnt about catching them all, its about catching pidgeys. all of the pidgeys. level up, catch more pidgeys. screw gyms, catch more pidgeys. out of pokeballs? good, that means youve caught a…

We all know the best Pokémon is whatever your favorite is. It also doesn’t reside in a Pokéball, because it lives in your heart.

I’m a bit confused though... you’re complaining that you’ve turned on your (illegally obtained) app every day to see no Pokemon.

I just go into the tall grass and walk back and forth til I get what I want.

This is fucking amazing. Jesus.

A case of wrong pedal pushed hard but I’m gonna repeat here over and over, I’m not ok with Tesla accessing “your” car logs. They can put their hands unconditionally on too much information. And so can guess who...

The “Park” here is more in reference to the traffic that will come to the area around the stadium to listen to the games on the radio while stuck in their cars.

As a resident of Atlanta and Braves fan... I’m ashamed of the team, I’m ashamed of ownership, and I am not excited at all about this new stadium. Being a sports fan can really suck (especially in Atlanta) but it really hurts when you just feel *bad* about supporting your team. When you don’t even *want* to support…

How does someone think that putting 2k miles between the most recent object of their self-inflicted gunshot wound to the dick is going to solve the problem that they have?

How does someone write a letter like that without already buying a plane ticket?

only 15 years ago?

That scary as fuck description of the Oxycontin high is why we are dealing with a serious opiate problem in New England and elsewhere in the United States. Glad this guy turned it around - unfortunately so many can’t.

at the risk of sounding horrible, that right there might be the only reason religion is worth anything: perspective

I can sympathize, I never scored when I was in high school either :(

The color scheme is taken from the City of Columbus Flag. I was born and raised in Columbus and have lived here for over 30 years and could not have told you until today that this flag existed or, obviously, what its colors are.

So...we’re NOT going to talk about the NFL’s “my parents fucked after the Super Bowl” commercials?