I don’t think the nurse said that to the parent. I think the jackass state officials said that about the story of the kid and the nurse.

I think I’d have assaulted that nurse if she said that to me about my daughter. It’s enraging. Also what a fucking shitty nurse.

I didn’t have no choice. I didn’t have no way to get no water, and I didn’t know they was delivering it.”

Your comment reminds me of something I do at any bar association events. Any time I get a compliment, I say “no, I’m not (insert good adjective here), but (insert either name of partner or the firm of the person I am talking to) is definitely known for (being that aforementioned good adjective). Then I take a long…

I’m a litigator. Sometimes I’ll do oral argument before the Court and think, “shit, that felt like rambling. I bet I sounded so dumb. I must do better next time.” And then I get the transcript back and I’ve spoken eloquently throughout it. Comparatively, I imagine Palin is like “nailed it” after a speech and then…

And that weird illustrated re-enactment where he runs a female relative off the road and threatens her with a gun (even though it’s unloaded, I think?).

Something that bothers me about all of the coverage of Daniel Holtzclaw is that I haven’t seen and heard enough about the gorgeous human being who brought him to justice: Jannie Ligons. I’ve endured every angle of Holtzclaw’s rage-y, deflated mug, and haven’t heard enough about the first police complaint, the first…

Welcome! You must be new here. This is called irony. Also dark humor. In this case, quite dark. But still humorous, and also copacetic because the joke is at the expense of the sicko dillweed murderer.

Short answers to potential affluenza suburbs in Maryland:

Potomac - Sure. Wealthiest area in the wealthiest state.
Monkton - Definitely possible! Lots of horse farms.
Arnold - Clearly. Lots of Annapolis sailing cash.
Chevy Chase - Why not? Big houses, small lots, overinflated sense of self.
Bethesda - Practically the…

How does this stupid shit have so many stars? Take your dumbass back to Gawker.

Why post such uninformed babble? Columbia is far from what you describe.

And this is the first time Wilde Lake has ever been described as “well-to-do” in the history of the Internet. Congrats.

I have much guilt for replying in this manner, but once the police put up the crime scene tape, the jig was up. He’d run through it, think he’d won and that’s that.

I hope I’m wrong but I’m guessing she receives her fair share of slut shaming from the wives and girlfriends (‘why don’t you cover up then?’ ‘Or maybe don’t dress like a stripper or porn star!’ Etc). I doubt all recipients respond this way but I can imagine many would lash out in embarrassment or hurt or shock (at…

She got a dick pic when it was actually took some effort. I’m grossed out but also I marvel at the work involved. Wow.

Analog dick pics! OMG

This woman is a true hero. I should celebrate by sending her pictures of my genitals, right?

I used to deliver pizzas in the snow and at least half the people would say “yeah, hate you’re having to drive in this,” and then not tip.

There should be a special state law that says if you make a delivery guy deliver without tipping him in the middle of a storm, he should legally be able to throw you down the stairs. The higher up you live, the more steps he gets to use.

White people who compare mild to moderate situations/annoyances to MLK’s struggle are the fucking worst.