I can’t say that I feel sorry for TouchArcade. Considering how shady they often are. They delete comments with no reason given from their news coverage if it doesn’t align with their agenda, even if the comments are completely reasonable and inoffensive opinions.

Run Ads. Run Ads. Run Ads. If you have above 20k impressions daily you can make a grip from adsense alone. Users dont give a shit. What they do care about is shit getting awkward with the community and the people who run the site by asking for handouts and donations. Fuck that, run a business - run advertisements.

As someone who has spent a great deal of time studying tennis lines, I will say that I have always marveled at some of the propositions that player could absolutely single-handily will to happen without any collusion between the players or drawing any suspicion; for example, I’ve seen props where you can bet on who…

The dead end was frustrating, because, as a fat feminist, I was hungry to find out who the original poster could be so I could then eat them.

Worth noting: the (ex-)wife is a lawyer.

Congratulations, you have earned 100 dillars from Deadspon.

I asked my coworker, Tim Brady, what he thought about Trump and his plans for Muslims, and he told me to get the fuck out of his cubicle. Also I’m not a reporter. Can I still have $100?

Serious question - I’m a mid 30’s attorney and my boss recently hired a very attractive 18 year old filing clerk, and she was super flirtatious with me right from the start. I advised her that I was flattered, but that that sort of behavior was inappropriate and I’d prefer that she stopped. She did not, and persisted…

Approximately 42 per day. Most of these are my own questions that I ask myself, though, so there’s some solace for you.

Didn’t realize that my current shit worth is zero or in the negative, and that canned haggis, global thermonuclear war, and daylight saving time are all better ideas than “Ask a Lawyer.” Thanks for this moment of self-realization. Going up to the cabin for few weeks to fix this for you.

You sure know how to take all the fun out of fucking a minor.

On average, how often do the questions you receive, per day, make you sigh deeply, stare out a window, and meditate on whether or not there is any hope for the American education system / common sense / future of the human species?

Or maybe it’s just a look into the interesting questions we attorneys get every.single.day without the awkward, sure, I can help you, but it will cost you $x,xxx.xx (add x’s as you see fit) followed by a 20 minute conversation revolving around the ideas of “Justice,” “fairness,” “what is right,” the Constitution and…

A few years ago, I loaned a friend money every so often when he was in a rut.

26 year old man: put your fucking shmonse back in your pants and download tinder or some shit. Don’t bang your 17 year old coworker, I do not need a law degree to tell you that.

It’s almost like you didn’t read the disclaimer at the bottom of the column.

would you buy the 1st gen iPhone for the price of iPhone 6s today? No, you would not. And yet Apple wanted to sell an mp3 player when there already were rather good ones for half the price on the market. The only original thing was to market it for people, who maybe do not even know what mp3 is. Not that other vendors…

Completely agree.

That is some next level shit.

I got caught NOT masturbating, but got blamed for it anyway.