"Why is it only games? Why is it only her?"

(and like Rev. Peevler, there is no further response.)

You do realize this story isn't emails I sent, right? It says that in the headline... and the body... and before each email exchange.

Usually if they text me and it's obviously a scam, I make an ad in the women seeking men section of Craigslist with their cell phone number and the text "send me pictures of yourself, clothes optional"

Cats suck.

Well, looks like I'm ALWAYS going to forget something when I fly KLM, and into whatever airport Sherlock is at.

i would just like to take a moment to appreciate that the url for this post is "one-of-t-a-t-us-fake-lesbians-is-actually-a-raging-homo"

RT @Ravens The child deeply regrets his role in the incident.

If your BAC reads like an area code, you're gonna have a bad time.

I wish my dick was as big as yours. Good for you.

Reminder: The NFL suspended Terrelle Pryor for 5 games...for violating an NCAA sham law

I can't tell if you're just being helpful or didn't get the joke - or both.

<i>A meter reader with the utility company called police after assessing the house that was thought to be vacant but suspected somebody was living at the residence.</i>

It is also free because people without the most recent OS can now be completely up to date without spending a dime. I wish I had just held back with Lion now.