Why do people perpetrate online hoaxes? Why do people shoot from a 32 story building? Why do people vote for Trump? Why do people throw a kitten out of a moving car (my foster cat)? Why do people abuse loved ones? Why do people drive PT Cruisers? I just don’t know anymore. People are crazy, that’s all I got.

This is why I am completely baffled by the 60 minutes Oprah interview were some idiot from Wisconsin when asked what he thought of Trump’s presidency said “I’m loving it! I wake up every day and I’m loving it. It’s amazing!” I sat there thinking wtf reality is this overweight glob of grease living in? Trump and co…

Christ, the mental hoops people are jumping through. The IOC should look into adding it as an event for the next Summer Olympics.

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The Marriage Plot was basically a masturbatory declaration of Eugenides background in semiotics. The whole story was weighed down with it’s overbearing presence and it was intolerable. It was like he was looking over my shoulder and going “see! see! I know that stuff!” I couldn’t even finish the book, after three…

So many sighs. You should get a copy of the DSM checklist from one of the screening and wave it in his face all like “SEE? I AM NOT BIPOLAR! DEAL WITH IT!” My mum never let go of me dropping out of law school (or rather changing my discipline to clinical psychology, which she felt was an inferior profession and which…

My understanding of this fight is that Catrall wants either more money or some favors on other pictures. SJP was one of the producers on the last one. She probably is on this one too, so any conflict about those things would be with her. The media tends to cast famous women as either BFFs or in a catfight (with a…

His message in the past 5-10 years has been more like “I fought through the system designed to destroy us and it was hard as fuck but I did it and so can you” but it’s ok if you think he’s still putting out Big Pimpin’.

If there’s one place I associate with sobriety, it’s definitely rural Canada.

We are rewatching Hannibal, and *SPOILERS*

Can we trade Ivanka and Jared for Megan and Harry. I would much rather my taxes foot their bill.

Has the day finally arrived when the common person doesn’t recognize a Spaceballs reference? A part of me has died :,(

Republicans really embody that “lesser of two evils” phrase.

In other Trump related news, Trump-backed candidate Luther Strange (who is definitely NOT a genetic hybrid of DC Comics supervillains Lex Luthor and Doctor Hugo Strange) lost to Steve Bannon-backed former and currently disbarred judge Roy Moore.

This was also the era in which the American public officially transitioned to being consumers rather than citizens. If we wished to show our patriotism after 9/11, we were exhorted to go out and shop.

“But it is transforming into an echo chamber of political correctness and homogenous thought, a shelter for fragile egos.”

Sasheer was lost in the shuffle. Nothing memorable in that show from her. Her stuff outside of SNL is much, much better and memorable. I hope she continues on head held high. Jenny Slate proves that sometimes the best stuff comes AFTER SNL.

you know what, good for her! She wanted to have a baby for a long time. She is a grown woman who has lived her life and can afford it.

Megan Kelly is a parasite on the body of the American Republic. Scrape her off!