This is why I come to these sites. Thank you and Merry Holidays.

I can kind of agree. I’m very particular about some things like chocolate but oddly enough, I prefer the regular plain Hershey’s bar or a bag of Nestle’s chocolate chips to anything too fancy. And I can’t tell the difference between a $10 bottle of Merlot to a $50 bottle. Same with a steak. Just give me some fucking…

To be honest, it is a valid question.

I remember being amazed when I learned that snowflakes actually look like this and the things we cut out of paper in school were quite accurate. Now if you’ll excuse me I have to Google why snowflakes are symmetrical.

0/10 would bang

Kids, job, groceries, stuff

These will look great in the next episode of Robot Chicken. Ugh.

These are the ugliest pajamas ever.

Seriously just spit water. LMAO.

But does it have 3 buttholes?

I really liked this movie. Pretty fuckin good. But best pic of the year? Let’s all stop filling our collective diaper over this movie, please.

Pfft. You millenials and your ability to multi-task. Why back in my day when my parents made me watch The Love Boat and blah blah blah....

“I gave Quantico, the Grinder, Supergirl and Blindspot all a try. Watched two or three eps each.”

As someone who frequents Ars as much as I do io9, I’m happy and I’m sad. Can’t wait to see you on Ars.

My cat is afraid of everything, mostly the sound of rustling plastic bags or containers. He’s a moron, he lives indoors, he’s 17 and he’s a cuddle bug. Moving on.

Because men are 4x more likely to think there was a connection there than women. Guys, her giving you a polite smile does not mean she wants you to pound her.

Makes sense that young Xavier would be bald and in a wheelchair. Hell, I haven’t really kept up with X-men since Uncanny #500. I have no idea what’s going on.

Can we please not have everyone in the X-men look like a fucking teenager? Give this man a god damn wrinkle or three.

I can haz frozen Cheezburger?

Completely sarcastic. I just can’t fathom why they would remake something so recent and well done. It’s not like you’re trying to reboot Batman after the Joel Schumacher debacle, which had a very low bar.