My overweight cat with a bad thyroid can’t groom very well and gets terrible mats so I have him shaved close to this every several months (sans dragon scales). Just have to make sure to keep him warm until he gets some hair back.

AWESOOOOOOME!

I never understood these when they were in fashion. I always followed the rule to never wear clothing that would prevent you from running away from an ass kicking or the police.

(Editor’s Note: A ‘Skins fan is a racist?! WELL I NEVER!)

Trying waaaaay too hard for the whole James Dean facial expression here.

The last frame of that video...I’m guessing that’s synthetic oil or tranmission fluid on the ground?

Worst blowhole ever.

She shouldn’t. Point to me where I said that. I get tired of the screen grabs where Scott Walker looks a bit “challenged” or Hillary looks cray and then we can all hate them more. Gawker is great at it, but most media outlets do it.

We should start with Jezebel grabbing the derpiest screen pic possible, with the sole purpose of making her look derpy.

Or a book club

I think “Santorum Bucket” should be the new “Santorum”on the internets.

My desk at work turned out to be the perfect height for the GF and me.

Like a 5 year old Christian or atheist. No such thing.

Pictionary!!!

You forgot his love of Jesus and comparing the ACA to slavery. The Right eat that shit up.

He annoyed me so much I resolved to vote for anyone on that stage that would go kick Huckabee’s teeth in during the debate.

I assumed you meant how it’s done on a man, but only if he’s on his back.

Meth addicts dress like crap.

That’s a thing I noticed on dating sites a while ago. I’m 5’9” and saw plenty of women 5’5” and under wanting guys over 6’ tall. What’s that about? Are we going hiking and I have to protect you from bears?

Original original Trilogy? No? Then hush.

Original original Trilogy? No? Then hush.