I’m not sure we’re supposed to feel too bad for him. I read it more as “this asshole is going to snap when reality hits him.” 

“Since then, Gillis has continued to work steadily as a comedian”

His version of “This is Halloween” comes to mind, yuck

He is so tedious going through customs, though. Saying “I have nothing to declare but my genius” was funny once.

“I was born in the four lights, you only adopted them.” 

*Bane voice* There are four lights!

wow, this sounds like a real Sophie’s Choice.

Let me have a toke of that.

This is mind-boggling. I guarantee you that no-one with power gives enough of a fuck about Brand to frame him for anything. He’s actually less relevant to public life than ever before, thanks to his alt-right grifter reinvention.

Your comment history is white-hot, my friend. Perhaps a cup of tea?

Holy shit the replies to you are hilarious.

Again, I said average toxic Star Wars fan. Toxic. You know, the sorts who drove the Asian woman Star Wars actress off social media for...being an Asian woman Star Wars actress? No, I don’t think it’s “masturbatory” to think that Andor would go over the heads of those people. But, do go on defending the honor of vile…

ETA: Folks, I gave you an out by appending that additional “toxic” modifier to “average Star Wars fan.” Not my fault if you’re telling on yourselves.

Some people have no taste.

The way my petty is set up....

His stage name wasn’t Eddie Creative Commons...

To be fair, if anyone tried to tell me the phrase ‘spirit animal’ is “cultural appropriation” I’d probably yell at them, myself. 

Lists are subjective.