Okay, now write this same article about Sony releasing Horizon, God of War, Last of Us, and the many other exclusives.

I’m on board.  

Despite all the hot takes and bullshit Musk spews, this idea actually makes sense.

His repeated “Lewis” reading gave me real “Up and atom” vibes.

Kiri is very concerned that cats aren’t allowed in this competition.

I see cats more as Scotch drinkers.

that would be weird at the Maker’s Mark tour.

I hope dearly that they serve the beers in small, toilet-shaped mugs.

Arranging books by colour is book arranging for people who do not read!

I am 100% certain the marketing started with “how can we justify setting up a tent in our parking lot so we are technically doing ‘outdoor dining’?”

It’s briefly alluded to in the article, but the press release really emphasizes that part of the promotion is trying to get people back to in-person dining by putting up big open-air tents in the parking lots of Fridays locations to facilitate outdoor, distanced dining.

This year produced this sentence. I don’t know who you should sue about it but I know you deserve compensation.

County Fairs are a pretty big thing in LA and OC counties here in CA. So not just a midwest/rural thing. Admittedly I almost never make it out because I hate the crowds. Also my sig-o only lets me indulge a little in the more outrageous, and mostly disappointing, fair foods. Since that’s my whole reason for going,…

Circuses have clowns. Clowns are evil and creepy and should have no association with food.

I grew up with the Big Apple Circus, and absolutely love it. All their animals are well treated (I’ve been backstage), and many of them are rescues! I highly recommend going if you ever have the chance. 

As an armchair marketing expert, I am totally baffled that TGI Fridays thought a circus-themed menu would be a good idea. I think more so than fried food, the main association most people make with The Circus is, like, filth and sad elephants, right? Do you know even a single person who is old enough to have actually…

John Cameron Mitchell

For real. Especially if you think whatever you reply is gonna be shared all over insta. 

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