If it bleeds, we can bill it.

“Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I’m just an alien hunter with glowing green blood. I don’t understand your human world with its jungles and cities and human prey that fights back. But there is one thing Ido know – when a man like my client slips and falls on a sidewalk infront of a public library, then he is…

Disney, you SONAVA BITCH!

“In The Earth feeds the indiscriminate appetites of gorehounds and bong-rippers alike.” - Alex Dowd, describing the perfect film

I’m a cranky person by nature, as a middle-aged man who lives alone. I like quiet.

“Yes Day’s Jennifer Garner talks about her favorite diarrhea-inducing dessert feast”

AV Club interview with Garner soon to follow.

Everybody is once again freaking out about how shitty the Royal Family is (as if there are lots of examples of extreme multigenerational wealth and celebrity creating a healthy final product), but nobody is suggesting, like, getting rid of it as a concept.

Yeah. What I think is likely to happen - even after the four months is up - is that prices will stay the same for the consumer so liquor vendors (especially restaurants) can make a little bit more. Which is actually great. One of the easiest things the Biden administration can do to help what’s left of the service…

Although getting distilleries and European retailers to ship to Illinois can be problematic. My favorite store recently stopped. They are blaming DHL. AT least this should slow down price increases.

This line almost always escapes my lips when I find myself liking something I’d been avoiding trying.

What a fuckin’ weird loser.

Maybe the worst part of Ibrahimovic’s stupid li’l hot take on LeBron, other than the blatant hypocrisy, is like, DUDE, this DOES NOT AFFECT YOUR LIFE IN ANY WAY. Why do you care what the star of a different sport in a different country says or does?

I only mind it because it’s an incredibly lazy take on the material. The popularity of these posts depends entirely upon TikTok teens not having seen T&E, which is much, much better in every way.

Spider-Man 3: Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home

Spider-Man 3: Home Alone 2: Lost in New York

Ding ding ding!!!

I wonder if these are coming to Canada? Me hopes, we never even got the mcnuggets. Yes we have healthcare, but please give spicy nugget too.

Stepping on Ben Shapiro in heels has to be in her new contract, right?