You have not lived if, while waiting at a stoplight with a hangover and mildly murderous intent, you have not seen the rear windshield of a 15 year-old Subaru disintegrate and fall into the hatch after an onslaught of bass. It is one of the few occasions in life where schadenfreude truly is life-affirming. Still…

Looking forward to Axiom giving movies one thumb up!

How he looks:

I was going to say this sesame dressing that comes in a super tall bottle from the Korean market (I think they sell it in a jug at Costco under “Deep Roasted Sesame Dressing”) and the base is kewpie mayo. Put that shit on anything.