We are all survivors.

This seems like a job for, say, KidRobot, or Super7, or one of the myriad other companies who actually make toys for grown-ups, rather than whatever this Cactus thing is supposed to be.

I can say with total confidence that I have never seen a cat at a brewery.

Fuck Goya

I have to wonder if John Schnatter, and maybe even CPAC at large, wouldn’t just go away if we all stopped talking about it.

That sounds incredible.

See, now, deli potato salad can be great, but if you want the real German shizz you have to make it yourself and serve it warm, with bacon bits in there. It’s a meal unto itself.

Specifically, it reminds me of this

What, no recommendations?

To the person in the grays whose comment I can’t star because Kinja sucks, you’re right. I shouldn’t be pushing anyone toward self-harm or worse. That’s shitty and mean.

If I ever find myself in a position where I’m so well off I have $100k I’m tempted to spend on fuckin’ toys, I plan on always having a Safari tab open to the [insert worthy nonprofit] homepage. It’s not cute or charming, that people do shit like this. It’s pure selfishness.

Don’t forget Zynga!

I’d be really surprised if they decided to cancel a release that’s sure to sell out because one food blogger sketched out a half-baked false equivalence between a crass marketing tactic and Me Too.

Yeah, I think their only crime here is holding a mirror up to society with their beer branding.

Nothing, nothing, tastes better than Welch’s Sparkling Grape. I will chain myself to that tree till I starve to death.

Yeah, I hate it when companies “upcycle” what is essentially garbage (in this case, scrap aluminum), pass the savings onto themselves, and then charge customers for the novelty/privilege of having a sustainable/repurposed product. Reminds me of the “reclaimed” wood trend, that started with normal people recycling…

Man, I really wanted to love that game. I played a pretty long session the day it came out, realized my controller’s left shoulder button was faulty
(meaning I couldn’t put things into or take them out of my saddlebags), and took that as an opportunity to buy a discounted Elite controller on eBay. The new controller…

Honestly, this is my experience with just about every open-world game I’ve ever played that doesn’t involve stealing cars or fighting mudcrabs. Say what you want about the GTA and TES series’ lack of complex gameplay mechanics, but I’ve never had any trouble picking any of those experiences right back up after long…

I’m with you. I wasn’t ever really a fan of his generally hyperactive type of humor but he’s often showed up in stuff I like and Master of None was great. That show was pretty huge, and he could have perhaps pulled a Matt Gaetz and continued on like nothing had happened but instead seems to have pulled back and…

I think that was meant to be a little tongue-in cheek. But also, I think it’s easy to look at the new special as a careful “let’s see if they still like me” move on Ansari and his handlers’ part; a relatively cheap, low-risk re-entry into the public sphere to gauge audience reaction before letting him play with other…