We are all survivors.

This seems like a job for, say, KidRobot, or Super7, or one of the myriad other companies who actually make toys for grown-ups, rather than whatever this Cactus thing is supposed to be.

I can say with total confidence that I have never seen a cat at a brewery.

A bummer to see a headline about new Mike Mignola comics, with header art from Mignola, only to click on it and realize the actual illustrations were done by yet another Kate Beaton wannabe.

Yeah, it’s weird. It look identical to the 7-inch TAS Batman I have, including the belt and the terrible, chunky Batarang. But if it’s a 9-inch figure, they’d have had to pay for new tooling and molds anyway, so why not do it right?

Fuck Goya

I have to wonder if John Schnatter, and maybe even CPAC at large, wouldn’t just go away if we all stopped talking about it.

That sounds incredible.

See, now, deli potato salad can be great, but if you want the real German shizz you have to make it yourself and serve it warm, with bacon bits in there. It’s a meal unto itself.

I can’t be the only one getting major “Lego background box art” vibes from the header image.

Specifically, it reminds me of this

...But Fox News is killing people.

What, no recommendations?

I’m getting major “Disney exec saw their stepson playing The Outer Worlds and said, ‘Make it a movie,’” vibes.

To the person in the grays whose comment I can’t star because Kinja sucks, you’re right. I shouldn’t be pushing anyone toward self-harm or worse. That’s shitty and mean.

If I ever find myself in a position where I’m so well off I have $100k I’m tempted to spend on fuckin’ toys, I plan on always having a Safari tab open to the [insert worthy nonprofit] homepage. It’s not cute or charming, that people do shit like this. It’s pure selfishness.

Don’t forget Zynga!

I’d be really surprised if they decided to cancel a release that’s sure to sell out because one food blogger sketched out a half-baked false equivalence between a crass marketing tactic and Me Too.

Yeah, I think their only crime here is holding a mirror up to society with their beer branding.

Y’all really gotta stop embedding YouTube links with the timecode set to the end of the video.