One of my favorite beers is from a brewery called Seventh Sons in Columbus, OH. It’s called Assistant Manager and named after their rescued cat, Old Horatio.

As a Minnesotan, I’m surprised by Hot Tamales. I can’t remember the last time I’ve had them. It’s not even that I don’t like them. I just don’t even think of them.

I have two timers on the oven, one on the microwave, and if I need more I just say “OK Google...”

“Don’t be coy,” reads the tweet in part. “you KNOW you love serial killers as much as we do....”

The real crime here is $24 for a 4 pack.

Lets slop em uuuupppp

Honestly, this is my experience with just about every open-world game I’ve ever played that doesn’t involve stealing cars or fighting mudcrabs. Say what you want about the GTA and TES series’ lack of complex gameplay mechanics, but I’ve never had any trouble picking any of those experiences right back up after long…

The weirdest part of this is that he did mess up very publicly and publicly addressed it and apologized. Instead of just sayin “I’ll do better”, he gave the third season of his show over entirely to telling the story of a LGBT black couple, and to my hetero eyes the mostly compelling version of this story that has…

I remember when Adam Sandler’s stupid fucking band played over Mr Show’s performance at the first Festival Supreme. I’m sure it was an honest mistake, but it was also deeply emblematic of 90s comedy.

Someone probably remembers when they made this movie with Ben Affleck called The Way Back but no one seems to have seen it.

there remains exactly one brilliant Texas Chainsaw movie.

Fuckin’ A

This makes it especially insulting that they ignored the events of the excellent second film, which is as canon as anything gets.

To their credit, just on seeing that picture I felt the need to see them all messily killed. 

When the first promotional still dropped, and the cast looked like they wandered off the set for an Iphone ad, I instantly knew this was going to suck.

I’m tempted to call that a redundancy but in some systems its called a contingency plan so two thumbs up.

Bonus points if they make Rhodes from Day a playable character. Imagine those dialog trees!

Hoping this guy gets on Joe Rogan’s show and convinces all the listeners to give themselves pork tapeworms in their brains.

“My carbohydrate and sugar laden breakfast is slowing me down, I’m turning to raw meat” is such a social media thing to do.

Honestly? I just want a Romeroverse zombie game. All four mainline movies included.