As an armchair marketing expert, I am totally baffled that TGI Fridays thought a circus-themed menu would be a good idea. I think more so than fried food, the main association most people make with The Circus is, like, filth and sad elephants, right? Do you know even a single person who is old enough to have actually…

John Cameron Mitchell

For real. Especially if you think whatever you reply is gonna be shared all over insta. 

Chris Evans: You are under no obligation to respond to an unsolicited DM.

If it bleeds, we can bill it.

“Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I’m just an alien hunter with glowing green blood. I don’t understand your human world with its jungles and cities and human prey that fights back. But there is one thing Ido know – when a man like my client slips and falls on a sidewalk infront of a public library, then he is…

Disney, you SONAVA BITCH!

“In The Earth feeds the indiscriminate appetites of gorehounds and bong-rippers alike.” - Alex Dowd, describing the perfect film

I’m a cranky person by nature, as a middle-aged man who lives alone. I like quiet.

“Yes Day’s Jennifer Garner talks about her favorite diarrhea-inducing dessert feast”

AV Club interview with Garner soon to follow.

Everybody is once again freaking out about how shitty the Royal Family is (as if there are lots of examples of extreme multigenerational wealth and celebrity creating a healthy final product), but nobody is suggesting, like, getting rid of it as a concept.

Yeah. What I think is likely to happen - even after the four months is up - is that prices will stay the same for the consumer so liquor vendors (especially restaurants) can make a little bit more. Which is actually great. One of the easiest things the Biden administration can do to help what’s left of the service…

Although getting distilleries and European retailers to ship to Illinois can be problematic. My favorite store recently stopped. They are blaming DHL. AT least this should slow down price increases.

This line almost always escapes my lips when I find myself liking something I’d been avoiding trying.

What a fuckin’ weird loser.

I only mind it because it’s an incredibly lazy take on the material. The popularity of these posts depends entirely upon TikTok teens not having seen T&E, which is much, much better in every way.

Ding ding ding!!!

Stepping on Ben Shapiro in heels has to be in her new contract, right?