We had weed pizza parlors in my day. We called them PIZZA PARLORS.

Purging people from the voter registration rolls is essentially the GOP placing a wager that those people have lives outside of the act of constantly checking to make sure they haven’t been secretly purged from the registration rolls. 

Can’t wait for the inevitable made-up Twitter controversy about two little boys of French Canadian and German ancestry voicing two cartoon little boys who are supposed to be Italian.

Confirmed dumb guy asking what is maybe a dumb-guy question:

I wish there was an option to filter out everything on this site not written by Katie Rife or Alex Dowd, or that they’d start their own blog.

I think he looks like the secret love child of Jeremy Davies and Billy Crudup.

Exactly! And thanks for the star!

I’m glad Neil’s coming back for another one. His stuff is inconsistent but always really imaginative, which is basically the opposite of what every studio looks for in a director these days. Wasn’t sure if he’d ever even want to make another feature after Ridley Scott decided he was so embarrassed by Prometheus that…

Yeah, I had a similar idea a few months ago (probably still in the grays over at Jalopnik), where you could put a li’l arcade or something, maybe with some fun/novel vending machines, at charging stations (especially out in the boonies where there might not be anything else for awhile). You wouldn’t even have to staff…

Yet another film in the Dwayne Johnson pantheon that begs the question: “Is this Jumanji?”

I stopped paying attention about 45 seconds into that trailer and started fantasizing about a good version of this movie where Sam Richardson is the lead and Samuel L. Jackson plays his estranged father (no offense to J.K. Simmons, but I think he could stand to take a break from his recent habit of taking every…

This article reads kinda like a promotional brochure for Big Kelp.

Regardless of the means by which we arrived at this point, I now have access to a video in which Arnold Schwarzenegger repeatedly yells, “Mommy!”

That Trans Am story is one of the all-timers for me.

I saw this headline and just assumed the article would end with, “...A bill for the buckets used in the executions was sent to each of the students’ families.”

I guess I just always assumed the only thing different about the Italian version of movies was that unfiltered cigarettes were digitally added to every onscreen set of lips.

If you ever see someone using cutlery at Burger King, call the FBI, because that person is a fucking serial killer.

This begs the question: why doesn’t every tour of every attraction end with beer?

I guess what I mean is that I find it surprising that while Applebee’s, Bennigan’s and similar “throw some crap on the walls”-style restaurants have slowly evolved into “Tavern & Grille”-style wannabe pubs in an attempt to seem classy, Fridays has gone FULL Uncle Moe’s Family Feedbag.

That I can get behind!