As an armchair marketing expert, I am totally baffled that TGI Fridays thought a circus-themed menu would be a good idea. I think more so than fried food, the main association most people make with The Circus is, like, filth and sad elephants, right? Do you know even a single person who is old enough to have actually…
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Ah, John Cameron Mitchell. The thinking man’s Sean Hayes.
“What’s da matter? Da CEO got you filing too many lawsuits?”
“In The Earth feeds the indiscriminate appetites of gorehounds and bong-rippers alike.” - Alex Dowd, describing the perfect film
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Why does your article lamenting Ava DuVernay’s movie getting canceled have to include a B plot where you shit on James Wan for no reason? I’m not a huge fan of his work (and I hate that he’s pretty much solely responsible for ingratiating a whole new generation of horror fans to the odious charlatanism of Ed and…
How does anyone get so curmudgeonly and self-centered as to have this kind of reaction about an ice cream truck? I’m old, and I still smile every time I hear that monophonic synth cover of “Für Elise” come ding-a-linging around the corner, because I was once a child.
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I bet this new version of Shatner loves boogie boards!
Way to go, Jay. Now apologize to Monica Lewinsky, you fuckin’ hack.
“...they are uniquely good, and when you’re in the mood for them there’s no substitute.”
“Yes Day’s Jennifer Garner talks about her favorite diarrhea-inducing dessert feast”
Like, Elon would probably buy them for Grimes to keep in a little terrarium.
Everybody is once again freaking out about how shitty the Royal Family is (as if there are lots of examples of extreme multigenerational wealth and celebrity creating a healthy final product), but nobody is suggesting, like, getting rid of it as a concept.
The inner lights: my bloodshot eyes this morning
Yeah. What I think is likely to happen - even after the four months is up - is that prices will stay the same for the consumer so liquor vendors (especially restaurants) can make a little bit more. Which is actually great. One of the easiest things the Biden administration can do to help what’s left of the service…
Michael Jordan is a serious golfer - averages 36 holes a day, has a majority stake in a private golf club, plays celebrity tournaments for charity. Dude might as well have his own golf shoe.
Michael Jordan is a serious golfer - averages 36 holes a day, has a majority stake in a private golf club, plays…
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This line almost always escapes my lips when I find myself liking something I’d been avoiding trying.
What a fuckin’ weird loser.
Maybe the worst part of Ibrahimovic’s stupid li’l hot take on LeBron, other than the blatant hypocrisy, is like, DUDE, this DOES NOT AFFECT YOUR LIFE IN ANY WAY. Why do you care what the star of a different sport in a different country says or does?