Ladybird is sending thoughts of puppy kisses and fuzzy paws your way!!

Thank you for acnkowledging sticks as a type of cheese. This has become a major fight more than once with others in my life.

I’m suspicious of anyone who lectures me on how to spend my money, because it’s usually more about how they would spend my money.

You know that weird saying that a thousand monkeys with a thousand type writers would turn out the works of Shakespeare in a thousand years?

And why do such a subpar sequel? It’s not like the first was a direct to video semi-hit. Yet the sequel looks like they couldn’t be bothered to attain even 10% of the original’s production values.

I always thought it depended on who broke the engagement, which is kind of like a contract agreeing to marriage - if he breaks the promise for marriage, she keeps it; she breaks the promise, he keeps it. It makes sense then that he’d be trying to prove she broke the promise first even if he officially said the words…

I was under the impression it was returned if she left him but hers to keep if he left her. I think in the above scenario he dumped her and is now trying to say she cheated on him which counts as breaking the engagement.

Since when did April Ludgate get a boob job and become a Danish pop star?

UGH. I’d forgotten that. Now I kinda loathe her as well...

My partner loathes Shannon Sossamyn - he went to high school with her and she was a piece of work, apparently. Then, when one of her movies came to the theater he was working in, her parents demanded at least four screens showing it as well as a red carpet event. The theater declined. The only showing of the movie…

I got my steampunk wedding dress at the local headshop/Burning Man costume store. $125 and it gave my mother-in-law the vapors when she found out where it was from - WIN FUCKING WIN!

Do it! Our photographer is voted #1 every year by the alt-weekly in town so I was surprised to see his no-nonsense, honest pricing displayed front and center. After we had a mini-heart attack over how much the full wedding package cost, we bit the bullet and went for it. He didn’t waste our time and we didn’t waste…

That was my feeling - if I requested a information packet and the prices weren’t in it, that meant it was out of my price range.

Because your goddamn fiance and his mom keep adding TABLES of people?! Or is that just me...

I always wondered what Kanye saw in Kim, and now I know: the Kardashian evolutionary adaptation to watch someone secrete embarrassment on an international level and still wants to be seen with that person.

Kill the people who keep stuffing Britney into outfits she looks nervous and uncomfortable in. She just always looks like someone else said, This is your outfit, we don't care what you think. It always fit somewhat decently, but she just looks like she is holding her breath and counting down the seconds too she can…

I like Taylor Swift’s bubblegum music but I am really starting to not like Taylor Swift. It seems so calculated all the time, just hearing about it makes me exhausted.

I’ve given up on trying to get that commenter to see reason, I’m glad you also exist in a world where there are colleagues and associates and partners and volunteers and coalition members and independent contractors.