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Any person who has been the victim of domestic violence knows exactly what those texts are and has likely sent similar ones themselves out of desperation and fear.

I’ve read far too many articles about their divorce to the very end just to see if any of the gossip outlets would mention the “DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?” drunk driving.

And here I thought ScarJo’s tree comment couldn’t be beat....

“My brother should’ve told me not to do Third Reich cosplay!” is not the defense he thinks it is...

Love it for us that the president takes a giant private jet up to New York for a talk show appearance while lecturing us about climate change.

Good call on the HOA fees! I’ve always thought about the taxes and utilities and maintenance (like pool services for the backyard oasis) but never thought about how a lot of those places look like they’re in gated communities with a lot of services.

Right?! He is the hero we do not deserve.

I was suffering from post-partum depression at the beginning of the quarantine and one of the things that was hugely therapeutic was creating my own personal work space that was private from the baby and my husband in the nook in my closet. I repainted the walls twice to get the right gray, and bought a selfie light

I always figured they lied to Audrina about time to ‘speed’ it up - those times where they gave her tranquilizers and she woke up thinking it was a new day when it was just a couple hours later? They’d let her believe it was a new day. And I thought - although I’d need to read it again - that they held birthday

My husband and I did the Viking River Cruise from Paris to Normandy for our honeymoon and absolutely loved it. While a lot of the passengers were older than us (we were in our early 30s), it didn’t make it any less enjoyable, and also ensured the physical elements of all the activities and stops were clearly outlined.

According to the New York Times, they used other people’s photos, and in some cases photoshopped the faces of the kids onto athletes’ bodies:

According to Ryan Houlihan: “I always explain it like, The Hills was young people going to LA and being like, ‘Anything can happen. Obama’s about to be president, I can feel the change, I’m gonna get a magazine job—like, I am gonna be so famous.’ It’s basically The Devil Wears Prada. Vanderpump Rules is like, ‘Ok so

I remember that at Chico State in 2005 (or at least that was the one I knew about):

Such a simpler, more quaint time in the news cycle.

These attack weasels...can I get them on Target.com?

That West Elm dig hits a little too close to home,’ I think as I gaze at the $300 chandelier I bought on credit.

I wonder if the same ‘investors’ would be as interested and eager to enable a Kanye run as they were a Trump run. From what I understand, Kanye doesn’t have the kind of cash to launch a national campaign.

Maybe to avoid age discrimination issues? This is a little far-fetched, but that actress won the lawsuit against IMDB for posting her age and costing her jobs, and Rebel Wilson won her lawsuit against that high school classmate that was selling her personal information to tabloids and revealed she was older than she

That makes me so happy because I still find makeup from my teens at my parents and - if it hasn’t dried into dust - check out how it looks on 34 year-old me.