Oh, samesies on the Clinique mascara and Neutrogena sunscreen!! Also, I have a super old tube of retired-shade Vintage Wine matte lipstick from Clinique that I use at least once a week, so we can also be meningitis twins.

Sorry, Scott, all this insistence you’re having lots of post-breakup sex - very sexy sex! - leads me to believe you’re sitting at home in the dark listening to Post Malone’s “I Fall Apart” while you sadly masturbate in between sobbing fits.

I’m sold, especially since I’m caught up on all the ‘90 Day Fiancé’ variations and need some good trash in my life.

I read it as ‘Andy Cohen...was INSPIRED by...LuAnn de Lesseps’ arrest...’ and still feel strongly it makes much more sense than what is actually reported.

Plus, the oh-so-sexy moment at the midway point where one of you jostles the handle and either boiling hot or ice cold water comes cascading down.

Sick to my stomach that Gold Butte will be next, all to appease anti-government whackjobs like the Bundys.

The ghost horse contingent from Pawnee is in agreement as well.

Well, at least Megyn Kelly has career prospects after burning out on Today.

I think Lea Michele elicits the bitter whoosh in all of us.

I want to know how many leaps it took to get that carefree shot.

I disagree. This guy graduated a high school a few miles from me, and is attending my alma mater. As a community, we need to take a long, hard look at how this happened, and how it was known and condoned. People from his high school history classes and students at UNR are all sharing accounts of his bigoted comments…

In HR/Finance for a nonprofit, and what happened to us is the hiring managers were generally offering male candidates $1k-3k more than the low of the salary range, while we were offering women the low, or a $500-1,000 bump. Then, the men were more likely to negotiate, and were sometimes rewarded another bump.

What Iggy does in that video is not twerking, it is the painful ass-shaking of an uncoordinated and slightly drunk white woman. They could’ve just filmed me pre-gaming in my bathroom on a Saturday night.

Does “whodat whodat” count as non-chorus?

Vincent d’Onofrio in his Edgar skin suit?

With attitudes like this, by the end of the year part of the country will be pledging allegiance to the New Founding Fathers.

“The right to life must take precedence over personal autonomy.”

THIS. My college in northern California ran a police blotter, and it was my favorite part of the paper. 

I think it’s “The Darkness” - she’s talked shit about it on Twitter before, it features a family where arguably all four could be considered a lead, stars Kevin Bacon and Radha Mitchell as the parents and Lucy Fry from “Vampire Diaries” as the daughter.

I always wonder how these ‘candid’ instagram shots from celebrities come about - I imagine it’s at least forty minutes of posing, shooting, and evaluating, two changes of clothing, and a consultation with an interior designer.