Especially for a man who died in 1977. Seriously, WTF?

May you be remembered in your own words. 

My extremely succesful friend once said to me, of her husband, “I have challenging conversations all day at work. I don’t want that at home.”

It’s more railing against the idea that there’s only one body type that’s completely healthy. That being skinny/overweight isn’t an automatic death sentence that the media likes to portray sometimes.

And how do you feel about magazines like Men’s Health or Shape or GOOP featuring underweight people who promote disordered eating?

Why does it even begin to matter how one example is covered on an unpopular format in a dying medium, especially when the major criticism is that the interviewer was insufficiently outraged?

Seriously though, these lunatics have 24/7/365 platforms on social media, algorithmically targeted at the people most likely to be receptive to their messages. Why does it even begin to matter how one example is covered on an unpopular format in a dying medium, especially when the major criticism is that the…

The only one that should have “interviewed” her would be Jon Stewart. He will call them out on their bullshit.

Certainly none of these women, especially the press shy Kim Kardashian, could be responsible for the paps. It must be Pete, who you refer to as a “schmuck”. JFC, this site just continues to crater to new depths every week. And I’m not even a Davidson fan, but holy hell.

Plus I don’t know about in the early going, but it seems to me most of the more recent relationships are the result of women reaching out to him.  Kardashian in particular said she just wanted to hook up with the guy.  

“What we don’t like is the idea that you might be using hot women as a vehicle for amassing more clout.”

“Yet, none of this is particularly surprising. It’s the natural conclusion of stan culture, of intense parasocial relationships with celebrities”

I was gonna play the world's tiniest violin for these cops...but then I got high. 

This is the way to do civil disobedience and non violent resistance. Genius. Their lawsuit is about to drive millions of viewers to watch Lemon Pound Cake. 

No offense but I would think Reese could be a bit of a handful at times. I don’t know anything about her husband, except he’s an agent.

Why do people divorce if they are still the best of friends? No sex? Dead romance? No judgment, just curious.

My cold Xennial heart is ever so slightly envious of the younger generations who are seemingly taught to embrace their feelings, express themselves, and be authentic.

As if this website doesn’t enable those people

On the other hand, if they had just searched a little deeper in his suit pockets they would have found tons of kidnapping victims       /s

Uh, John Mulaney’s divorce was insanely criticized all over the place.  This is some revisionist history to act like he didn’t get a ton of heat for it.