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RIP Lil' Sebastian
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“Do you know what happens to a butter-based frosting after six decades in a poorly-ventilated English basement?”

He just got too high and thinks his skateboard doesn’t have wheels.

:reads Wiz story, puts down bong for the day:

Actually, the cake makers did discriminate. You can hold whatever beliefs you like. You can’t refuse service against a protected class based on their protected class status. It happens all the time, but only a few idiots are dumb enough to say to their faces, “I’m not baking your cake cuz you’re a homo-sexual!” to the

Does she proclaim, “And of course she was ‘nakey’ at the time because you couldn’t keep clothes on her!” i think that’s my mom’s favorite phrase.

My parents had a rule that guests were not allowed upstairs after 7 pm. My sister, brother, and I ignored this rule and his complaining until I was a high school freshman and my boyfriend and his friend and I trooped up the stairs at 8pm one night and my dad was just casually walking around their bedroom naked and the

I think Dre should donate way more than $1 million. Apple has profited off their relationship to this man, and I don’t think it’s unreasonable for them to make, what with their profit margin, is a drop in the bucket donation to say they are serious about not supporting his past actions and his past violence. I’m not

Seriously, Apple? That’s the best you can do? No “Out of respect for his victims, we have donated $1 million to RAINN.”? Someone needs a lesson in PR...

VINDICATION IS MINE!!!

Yes!! And just one blurry photo on Kodak film to prove it? No way.

I am convinced they’re both fake and I need to be right about this more than I’d like to admit.

Until I see a less-blurry picture of Bello as a child, I’m not believing the eyes. The photo they showed looked like his eyes were reflecting a blue-ish color, not that his eyes were aquamarine.

The real question here is, how did you resist the urge to claim the double-mozzarella side?

Even if she was married, some people think a wedding is all about getting more attention than the bride and groom. My fiance’s sister in law actually asked what hairstyle I was doing, then said that she was doing that one too so we could be twinsies. Uh, ya gonna wear a white dress and veil too, sweetie?

I told my at the time boyfriend - I don’t believe in diamonds. You get me a diamond and I’m saying no. He got me a beautiful opal ring, and yet bitchy sister in law - who’s diamond was paid for by mommy in law - said, “Well, at least there’s chips surrounding it so you still got your diamond.” I was so flabbergasted I

Ugh. Weddings - everyone’s got an opinion that you need to spend (or not spend) your cash on.

Inaprops, dog.

I remember reading on Gawker (http://gawker.com/report-jared-f…) one of the female Subway franchisees he was in a relationship with eventually reported him because he kept talking about sex with teenagers? And wanted her to sell sex acts on Craigslist and then watch her perform them.

It makes me sad to read the replies to your comment - we’ve still got a long way to go before we’re supporting each other’s choices when they’re different from our own, even within the feminist community. Anyone that would imply you made the wrong decision for you and your son because it’s different than theirs is a

Stop trying to devalue participation. Without it, your poor kids won’t have anyone to beat so they can earn your love.